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Do you know what the difference between a vulva and a vagina is?  I am 100% guilty of calling my vulva my vagina all of the time. When I tried to unpack why I do that, I think it’s because vagina sounds like a more “shocking” word to me.  In my brain, vulva sounds beautiful, but vagina sounds a bit crass.

They’re words that have power, especially since a large part of the population doesn’t know the difference between the two.  I’m going to pull out a diagram right now because I would like to talk about a conversation I heard on the radio while I was commuting home from work the other day.  

Here’s a diagram of the female bits for future reference:

The conversation on the National Public Radio program All Things Considered was all about how men and women learn about sex differently and from different places.   Two experts weighed in on the subject and I figured I’d share my findings with you Peepz.

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I Need a Porno Genie

by Alpha Harlot on March 24, 2019

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Watching pornography has never been easier.  When I was in my early 20s, the Internet was not as organized as it is now.  If you wanted porn, you had to slink through AOL chat rooms and “trade pics” with people.  You’d wait for hours for the picture to download and then maybe, just maybe, it would turn out to be something hot. Magazines made the rounds and we borrowed the VHS tapes from the not so secret hiding places that our older siblings thought we didn’t know about.

Now though?  All you do is type PornHub into your browser window and you have millions of videos, not just still images, right at your fingertips.  People younger than I am will never know the struggle of impatiently waiting for one stupid picture to load. It’s a shame really. I’m a lot more appreciative of the access to porno that I have now since I didn’t have it back then. That doesn’t mean I don’t have a gripe with the system though.

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Right now, my full time job is in a library on a college campus. It’s a fun job, but college students can be a bit…annoying…sometimes. I know it’s not their fault. Their parents are paying a buttload of money to send them to school and all they’re looking for in return is all the answers. The fact that spring break is coming up, and that I’m going to have a bit of a respite from dealing with the students makes me incredibly happy.

Know what else makes me happy?

Spring break themed porno.

I’ve scoured the depths of PornHub to find you five videos that include vacation views and party times, so that we can all live through our college days together again, at least for the amount of time it takes to cum.

You Peepz ready? Grab a towel and your favorite swimsuit. Let’s get ready to fap!

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Nebraska Coeds always features hot college babes in their clips. This blonde Ukrainian hottie is ready to have some fun in the sand all by herself. I love the dreamy vibe of this clip and how she rides the dildo when the vibrator is firmly placed on her clit.

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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

I get that “life hacks” can be useful and that people love to share tips about things like using old CD spindles as bagel totes, or turning a pants hanger into a cookbook holder. Hell, I’ve even adopted a few of these hacks myself, including several different applications for binder clips.

There are other manners of ‘hack,’ however, with which I want nothing to do. Specifically, I’m referring to biohacking – which this definition politely describes as “the application of IT hacks to biological systems,” also noting that biohacking “encompasses a wide spectrum of DIY IT projects and ideas.”

Does This Involve the T-Virus, Somehow?

As I already mentioned, my discomfort with biohacking starts with the term. Offhand, it sounds like something Alice should be trying to prevent the Umbrella Corporation from doing, or maybe an upcoming sequel in the Friday the 13th franchise wherein Jason Voorhees takes revenge on a former high school science teacher of his who he particularly disliked.

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My answer to the title question is going to be yes.  I mean, granted it would be yes if you took out the “After 50” situation.  The title should probably read, “Cannabis Makes Sex Better,” period, end of sentence.

I don’t blaze much anymore because my body chemistry changed and I’m trying really hard not to eat the entire contents of my refrigerator on a daily basis, however, when I was smoking all the time, my sex drive was at its height.

Whenever I think about sex and herb, I think about one of the first times that we smashed.  I had smoked a bit before she came over to loosen up and relax. As soon as she came in the door, we were on each other.  In bed, I was fucking unstoppable. She was strapped up and I was riding her. I couldn’t get enough of her dick. I had my eyes closed and was so lost in what I was doing that I didn’t even realize that my mouth was fucking dry as hell and I really needed to take a drink.

My wife literally tapped my shoulder to break me out of my trance and was like, “Dude, here,” and she handed me a bottle of water.

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Hot Tub Sex Arrest

March 20, 2019
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I’ve filmed porno in a hot tub before.  Anything that has to do with sex in the water is my jam.  Being completely consumed by liquid makes the action so much more fun for me.   There was a time in my life where I would house sit for a relative who owned a hot […]

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Penis Enlargement Surgery Death (Not the Dick’s Fault)

March 17, 2019
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Yikes Peepz! That’s a hell of a story title, no? When I was researching this story, it seemed to me like every news outlet that covered it was trying to outdo the last. Things like, “Billionaire Tycoon Wants a Huge Penis, Gets Death Instead,” and “Money Bags Goes Under the Knife for Sexual Prowess,” were […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Blowjob Bonanza

March 16, 2019
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The security guards on campus were all huddled up in the middle of the hallway yesterday. One of the guys tilted up his chin to say hello to me so I walked over with my coffee to say good morning. That was apparently the wrong move because I walked into a conversation about the one […]

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I’ll Take Quality Over Quantity, Any Day

March 15, 2019
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Protect Yourself: STI’s on the Rise

March 14, 2019
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You get to make your own decisions about your life in between the sheets. Taking responsibility for your actions is all par for the course though. Safer sex practices can save your life and save you so many headaches in the long run. Use condoms, my Peepz. You can make up all the excuses you’d […]

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