Cops Fucking on the Clock

by Alpha Harlot on August 19, 2018

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My friends have been friends with plenty of police officers over the years. My bff in college was a police dispatcher for about a decade and she only dated cops for the longest time. I tend to find myself on the opposite side of the law sometimes, so I try not to associate with them as much as possible.

One thing I have learned from hanging out in the general vicinity of cops is that most of them really like sex. I guess you can say that about most people though. The cops that my bff was always hanging out with had groupies in town that they would meet up with while they were patrolling the area.

I’ve also had sex with cops on the hood of their cars and I’ve definitely given a roadside blowjob or two while the radio was squawking away in the background. I know that not every police officer takes part in sexual activities like this, especially those that work in cities and in busy towns. The fact that I’ve watched and participated in such antics is probably why I wasn’t surprised to hear that a few Florida cops got into some trouble while they were fucking on duty.



Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on August 18, 2018

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I spent my last day off shuffling my grandfather around from doctor’s office to doctor’s office. While I don’t mind helping out, I realized how much time is spent waiting and how little time is spent actually being productive. It’s fucking annoying that if you’re sick you have to sit around and wait for someone to help you out.


While I was waiting in the third waiting room of the day, my mind drifted off to porno. I decided to put together a Fap Along list of dirty doctors and naughty nurses to help me get through the monotony of the book I was reading. You Peepz ready to get off with me? Let’s fap!

These Fake Hospital videos are hilarious to me. A doctor convinces a nurse not to resign by sticking his dick in her puss…but then then get interrupted by a patient who probably also wants in on the action. Porno scripts are amazing sometimes.



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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

As I often tell observe to my nieces, when I was kid, TV wasn’t anything like it is today. Among other things, we had about six channels and you had to physically turn a knob on the television itself to switch between them.

By contrast, at my sister’s house these days they appear to receive approximately 400 million channels and if they want to change the channel, they talk to their remote control.

Anyway, one cool thing we did have when I was kid was The Six Million Dollar Man, starring Lee Majors, Richard Anderson and a trademark sound effect which let you know when the expensive fellow used his “bionic” powers.

Doesn’t Calling It Bionic Create Unrealistic Expectations?



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As a well-documented foot fetishist with a penchant for cryptids, I can really get behind Bigfoot erotica. While I may not necessarily enjoy it or be patient enough to masturbate to e-books, I appreciate that it exists. However, if I did enjoy the occasional romantic PDF featuring a big, sexy, barefoot primate that roams the forest I certainly wouldn’t tell anyone about it- especially my political enemies.

Keeping your taste in erotic fiction genres a secret was the lesson learned by the Republican candidate for the House of Representatives in Virginia. The woman’s taste in erotica was exposed by her Democrat opponent who accused her of being a “devotee of Bigfoot erotica.”

While some of us are aware of this niche genre of erotic storytelling, for the uninitiated voter to not only find out Bigfoot may actually exist but also have his own porn was a huge shock to the system. Curious for answers they turned to the internet’s most trusted source for political fact checking. Pornhub!

When the House of Representatives candidate mentioned Bigfoot erotica on July 30th it caused a huge interest in Bigfoot porn that didn’t escape the gaze of our favorite sexy, albeit small footed statisticians at Pornhub Insights.



Vintage Harlot: A Romp in the Park

August 15, 2018
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I go for walks all the time now that I work in suburban academia. The campus is huge and filled with Pokemon Go stops (hit me up on twitter if you want my trainer code) so i can meander around and get lost on my lunch breaks. The other day I found a park that’s […]

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Sex Toy Triggers Airport Security, Shuts Down Terminal

August 14, 2018
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Airport security has gotten really intense over the last few years. The last time I flew I was coming home from a very successful vacation and in a hungover stupor I forgot to take my tablet out of my backpack before going through screening. As a reward for my seemingly minor rule infraction I spent […]

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Catfished For Cash

August 13, 2018
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My wife’s uncle is not the sharpest tool in the shed. Back in the early 00s, he was catfished into sending a WHOLE LOT OF MOTHER FUCKING MONEY to this chick in “England.” He said they were in love and she needed money to put a downpayment on this gorgeous house so that they could […]

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Playfully Pegging

August 12, 2018
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Butt stuff can be a touchy subject. Porno has become the new sex ed (which is something that totally happened to me, but it’s something that I necessarily agree with as standard practice) which means that civilians sometimes think that all buttholes are made for gaping. I hate to break it to you, but this […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Bubble Butts

August 11, 2018
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Today’s Fap Along comes at the request of a Peepers reader who wants to go by Tony Tongue. I giggled when he told me that, I’m not gonna lie. Tony is an ass man who really likes a round butt. He got in touch with me last week and begged me to put together a […]

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