Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

One of the most charming aspects of anti-porn crusaders is their habit of tagging porn as a contributing factor to just about anything bad that happens.

Someone shot up a college campus? It must have been because he was a porn addict.

Anthony Weiner’s penchant for sexting with just about any woman other than his wife? You guessed it; despite there being no real evidence he’s a compulsive porn-watcher, obviously Weiner was driven into cyber-sexual transgression overdrive by a relentless need to watch porn.

Along these same lines, when it came time to address the fact one of his players had just been cited for DUI, the Kansas City Royal’s famously devout General Manager, Dayton Moore, somehow found a way to turn the conversation the perils of pornography consumption.

And here I thought football coaches were the unrivaled kings of the sports-related press conference non sequitur.

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Amber Rose, a.ka. Captain Save A Hoe, has been organizing an annual Slutwalk in downtown L.A. for the last three years in an effort to bring awareness to slut shaming. It’s sort of a Take Back The Night walk, except with a lot more sex workers and pornstars.

And so it begins #arsw17 #captiansaveahoe ✊🏻✊🏾✊🏼✊🏽✊🏿

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This year, Maggie West, an L.A. based photographer and Danny Wylde‘s girlfriend, took several neon portraits of Slutwalk attendees for an art installation called “98.”

The piece, “98,” will resemble a stained glass ceiling, featuring instead of the usual saints and martyrs seen in religious stained glass work, 40 images of modern womanhood shot in West’s inimitable style. “Rather than be celebrated for their purity, this piece pays tribute to women’s freedom to sexually express themselves and protest sexual violence,” West says in her artist’s statement. “The title is taken from a Department of Justice statistic that says every 98 seconds an American is sexually assaulted.”

Yup, so the world is a fucked up place, but at least we get to fight oppression with sexy pictures of our favorite sluts. I’ve never liked using the word “slut” what with its pejorative definition, but if sluts everywhere are taking it back and making it work for themselves, I’m all for it!!!

Long live Amber Rose and her Slutwalk!

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I Got Fucked In a Corn Maze

by Alpha Harlot on October 14, 2017

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Fall gets me feeling frisky. It’s still hot as balls in Jersey, but we’ve caught a few days where the weather was crisp enough to make my nipples hard with a slight breeze.

It’s my favorite.

My wife and I like to participate in as much fun as possible in our down time because we don’t get much of it. We’re of the opinion that sleeping can happen when we’re dead, so we pack our weekends with multiple trips with as many groups of friends and family as we can. It’s tiring, so when we get home, there’s been less banging and more snoring.

Last weekend, we went to a Harvest Corn Maze Festival with some people that we grab beer with occasionally. They’re not exactly friends, but they aren’t completely annoying, so when they invited us out, we decided to give it a shot.

Worst case scenario was that we buy some pumpkins and be back home early.

There were 7 of us milling about the farm and someone suggested that we give the corn maze a shot.

Little known Harlot fact: I’m terrified of corn mazes. I don’t like feeling lost at all and being surrounded by Children of the Corn style scenery does nothing for me.
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When you’re shooting amateur porno (all porno, I assume, but I can only speak from the amateur side of things), there are a few things that you have to do to keep your new content interesting. You’ve got to keep your location changing, your vocalizations strong and you’ve got to keep your wardrobe changing. Perverts who watch clips will totally notice if you’re wearing the same outfit. They won’t hesitate to call you out on it so to avoid that, you’ve got to keep your clothing for sexy time constantly updated.

One thing that I can always fall back on when I’m in the mood to shoot is basic black lingerie. Some lacy thigh-high stockings, a little bit of black undies sneaking into frame…it’s all good in the eyes of the Peepz that are going to be masturbating along with your on screen antics.

I’ve put together a list of five PornHub clips involving black lingerie for you today. I suggest grabbing a bottle of water to keep yourself hydrated, because you’re going to be in it for the long haul today. You ready? Let’s fap!

Puffy nipples are barely concealed under the black lace bra that this first brunette is wearing. She slinks around with a matching thong and garter set, complete with sheer stockings. Eva Lovia shows off her freckled face and every angle of her trim body while she’s on the hunt for sex.

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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

There are so many sayings, songs, memes and other forms of expression which contain the phrase “only in America,” it’s inevitable some of them will be flatly false.

It’s not true, for example, that “only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke.” Lots of people who aren’t American want to avoid the sugar in a regular coke, not necessarily just the calories), after all, and there are many countries in which one can buy a “value meal” featuring all three of these items.

Despite what Brooks and Dunn may say to the contrary, there’s also no shortage of countries in which “everybody gets to dance.” One such country is located directly to the north of the United States, in fact. Plus, I’m not sure some of our more devoted Baptists, Mennonites and Seventh-day Adventists here in America have received the memo about getting to dance, for that matter.

I’m sure America isn’t the only country in which rappers make sexually-explicit videos with porn performers, either, but it might be the only country in which a rapper who performs a song called “Only In America” has (apparently) already made a sex tape with a porn star.

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Sex News: Bin Laden’s Porn Stash, Nurses Suspended For Checking Out Dead Body, & Honey Gold Too Multiracial In Interracial Porn

October 12, 2017
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What kind of porn do you think Bin Laden was into? CIA head: Bin Laden’s porn stash won’t be released (The Hill) Osama bin Laden’s porn collection will not be among the items released by the CIA, Director Mike Pompeo announced Wednesday. In comments first reported by Newsweek, Pompeo told Fox News’s Bret Baier that the pornographic materials and […]

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Jennifer Lawrence Nip Slip In Mother + Bonus GIF!

October 11, 2017
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I feel like Jennifer Lawrence is starting to thread that line of overexposure. She’s in every damn movie. All. Of. Them. Why do Hollywood types insist on casting the same handful of actors and actresses over and over again? At one point, you can’t lose yourself in the movie because you no longer see a […]

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Last Week On Insta: Olive Glass, Syrie Moskowitz, & More +++

October 10, 2017
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I’m going to buy a cabin in the wilderness where I don’t have to deal with people, because they are the worst. They. Are. Literally. The. Worst. I don’t understand why people continue to insist on living in cities? That kind of close proximity is bound to drive people nuts. I’m becoming a hermit. A […]

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Don’t Molest the Robots

October 8, 2017
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I’m always the person that takes inappropriate pictures with inanimate objects. If there is a statue with its hand out, I’m sticking one of my tits in its palm. There are more pictures of me being spanked by random sticky out things than there are of me just cheesing for the camera. I’ve been told […]

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Masturbation Roll

October 7, 2017
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Ashley Tisdale Done Gone Racy – DrunkenStepfather Gal Gadot’s Ass Is Up To No Good – CelebJihad Roxanne Pallet Topless Sunbathing on the Beach – TaxiDriverMovie Selena Gomez in a Yellow Top! Pokies and Midriff! – The Nip Slip Azealia Banks Finally Apologizes To […]

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