Sex Mountain is Real

by Alpha Harlot on August 22, 2019

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I may have to make a pilgrimage to Indonesia, Peez. There’s place there called Mount Kemukus where people fuck strangers for good luck. Actually sometimes it’s strangers and sometimes it’s regular fuck buddies, but the gist is that there’s a mountain where Muslims in Indonesia flock so that they can bang for the sake of a legend.

Per Wikipedia:

The shrine is that of legendary prince Pangeran Samodro, son of a Javanese king, and his stepmother Nyai Ontrowulan. Legend has it that they ran away together and lived at Gunung Kemukus. It is believed that if you do something even more shameful there, such as having adulterous sex, then you will be blessed with good fortune. It must be done on the auspicious day of Jumat Pon, when the Friday on the Gregorian calendar intersects with one of the five days of the ancient Javanese calendar.[3]
The shrine attracts up to 8,000 pilgrims on the busiest nights and has an entry fee of around 5,000 rupiah (around 50 US cents)

Interesting, right?

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Lubricated Conversation

by Alpha Harlot on August 20, 2019

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I had got a phone call from a friend of mine the other day. She is starting to date this guy and when they started getting intimate for the first time, she reached for her trusty bottle of bedside lube. The guy was offended because he thought that she wasn’t turned on enough to fuck.

After a twenty minute argument about how viscus her vagina was not, she was definitely no longer turned on enough to fuck. The guy left in a huff and she decided to ghost him, but then he never got in touch with her anyway so it was basically a mutual parting of ways. My friend needed a bit of reassurance from me that she did the right thing.

“Is it strange that I like to use lube?”

Nope, not even a little bit.

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What Makes Sex Feel Good?

by Alpha Harlot on August 19, 2019

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Sex is obviously awesome. I spend most of my waking moments thinking about how I’m going to fuck. When I’m not thinking about how, I’m thinking about where. Occasionally I still think about who, but these days I’m only getting dicked down by my wife’s detachable cock.

It’s pretty much the best.

What is it that makes sex feel so great?

I stumbled upon an article on Medical News Today about why sex actually feels great and I figured I’d share the goods with my favorite Peepz because I know how much we all love science!

Masters and Johnson locked down sex into four distinct phases. First you have desire and excitement. That’s fairly easy to figure out. Those tingles that you feel in your genitals before you decide to look at Pornhub? That’s what they were talking about. Excitement creates a viscus vagina and that makes vaginal penetration much easier.

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Toronto native Nikki Benz is going to be hosting the AVN Awards this January. As soon as the announcement was made, I knew I had to scour Pornhub to share some of the down and dirty goods with my favorite Peepz.

She’s a star for real and her legendary titties are pretty amazing in every single scene. I’ve pulled five of my favorites for us to enjoy together. If you’re ready to have some fun, I’d suggest you grab your jizz towel and let’s start fapping!

Let’s get to know Nikki a bit first before we start up. In this Raw Attack clip, she interviews before the scene and then ends up with a cock in her face and down her throat…and in her pussy.

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Nuts and Sex – Science!

by Alpha Harlot on August 16, 2019

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The cool thing about research is that you can basically discover anything that you want to based on how you present the data. So many scientific reports are funded by the people who want to see the results swayed in their direction. I hate to say it, but this article is about one of them.

A new scientific study published by MDPI (which btw stands for Multidisciplinary Digital Publishing Institute and just sounds like a fraudulent place to publish science) is claiming that men who eat mixed nuts are less likely to suffer from erectile dysfunction. Aptly titled, “Effect of Nut Consumption on Erectile and Sexual Function in Healthy Males: A Secondary Outcome Analysis of the FERTINUTS Randomized Controlled Trial,” the people at the Fertinuts study presented their data in a completely unbiased fashion. Completely unbiased. They swear. Even though they named their group Fertinuts, they are definitely not biased as to whether or not nuts make you fertile at all. Pinky promise.

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Accidental Live-Stream Sex

August 15, 2019
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Social media is basically a trap. The Internet has created this void where you can find anything and everything you’re looking for with a few simple key strokes. It’s a blessing and a curse. I’ve never accidentally sent a naked picture to anyone. If you have seen a naked picture of me, it has 100% […]

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TES Fest ’19: Public Play for Harlot

August 14, 2019
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After everything that I lived through in my 20s, it is sometimes very hard for me to trust people. I lived fast and I left my lovers and play partners in the wake of me slamming the door in their faces. The result of me putting up such high walls around my emotions is that […]

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Paying for the First Date

August 12, 2019
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How much money do you drop to impress your partner on your first date? When I was single, I was much more likely to meet someone for a coffee (tea actually, but whatever) and a walk in the park than I was to drop mad cash in a fancy restaurant. First dates set expectations for […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Pretty in Purple

August 11, 2019
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Hello my Peepz! I’m moving presently. My wife and I just bought a house and that means that I get to go through all of my clothes so that I can donate what I don’t want/no longer wear. All the way in the back of my lingerie drawer was a beautifully soft nightgown that one […]

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Of Magic, Magic Johnson and Performing Magic on Someone’s Johnson

August 9, 2019
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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