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Under America’s various asset forfeiture laws, police can legally keep any money they seize from criminals they put under arrest for doing criminal things. It’s kind of a finders-keepers system that is supposed to deter drug dealers from, well, dealing drugs. Unfortunately, these laws are often abused by less ethical police officers to harass law-abiding people who happen to carry a lot of cash.

An example would be when Miami-Dade Police pulled over erotic dancer Lizmixell Batista and her boyfriend for a minor traffic violation before essentially robbing her of $20,000 in cash. After searching her car without any probable cause, the officer found the cash and several legally owned fire arms for which the stripper had the proper permits for. Officers also found an unmarked bottle which he believed to be codeine cough syrup, so he seized everything placed the pair under arrest.

After releasing a press statement patting themselves on the back for what they called a “major drug bust” and removing an “arsenal of weapons, cash, and illegal drugs” form the streets the pair were quickly released without being charged. Neither Lizmixell or her boyfriend broke any laws and the arresting officer’s unlawful search negated the discovery of their codeine laced cough syrup.

However, when the erotic dancer asked for her $20,000 in hard earned tips back the police department refused. She promptly lawyered up and took the Miami-Dade Police Department to court and won! Huzzah!

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Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on July 21, 2018

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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

Iggy Azalea Fucks the Floor of the Day – DrunkenStepfather

Anna Camp Nude Scenes Collection – CelebJihad

Claudia Alende Nipple Slip on a Photoshoot – TaxiDriverMovie

Ariel Winter’s Bikini Butt gets Rubbed! – The Nip Slip

Tinashe Tells Off An Ex-Lover With R&B Banger ‘Like I Used To’ – Smoking Section

Korina Kova gets Soapy in the Shower! – BoobieBlog

Renee Olstead – Cleavy at the Beautycon Festival – PrettyHot&Sexy

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The New Jersey summer is hot this year. I’m admittedly more of a fall/spring type of gal. I’d rather wear hoodies and skull caps than short shorts and tube tops. My memory is pretty much shit, but I don’t really think it was as hot as it is now last year.

I needed a little boost in my summer excitement, so I started trolling around PornHub to figure out what kind of summer sex I am in the mood for. The answer? All the kinds.

Are you Peepz ready to fap along with me? Strip down, make sure you’ve got a cold shower on deck, and let’s get down to business.

Skyler Snow doesn’t keep her fuck buddy waiting long. She teases the camera with a popsicle while she’s wearing a swimsuit with the American flag printed all over it. At the end, she pledges allegiance to the flag with a thick coating of cum all over her pretty face.

It’s time for some LESBIAN POOL SEX!!!! Alix Lynx and Nicole Aniston playfully pose for each other first in bikinis and then in nothing but sunshine. Both beautiful blonde babes love to lick and splash around while we’re taking in the good views.


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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

I’ll never forget the first time I realized a pet was watching me have sex.

Sadly, it wasn’t very good sex, which is probably why my eyes wandered around until they spotted a cat standing on a dresser across the room from the bed, staring down at me and swishing its tail, looking irritated and impatient. Although it wasn’t a black cat, it still somehow reminded me of the iconic Le Chat Noir poster which has become a staple of overpriced furniture stores and shopping mall curio outlets.

It wasn’t even my cat – or for that matter, my partner’s cat. It was his roommate’s cat, and a nosier little furball could not be found. Still, mildly off-putting though it may have been, I figured even bad sex wasn’t worth interrupting just to shoo away a feline voyeur.

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My wife and I don’t have a proposal story. We have like twenty proposal stories because we realized that when you get engaged, people tend to buy you free food and drinks. When we actually got engaged, we decided that we wanted to get married during a regular old conversation and then went to the jewelry store and bought two rings, splitting the bill directly down the middle.

After we bought the rings, we went to our favorite sushi spot to celebrate. The couple that was sitting next to us saw how gushy we were over our jewelry and asked if we had just gotten engaged. Of course we said that we had…and the strangers ended up buying our meal.

Sushi is fucking expensive, Peepz.

We walked away with full bellies, and $120 extra dollars in our pocket.

To celebrate both our engagement and the fact that strangers bought us sushi, we went to our local bar to celebrate again. We tried buying a round of drinks for everyone, but no one would let us! Every person in that bar tried buying us a drink. We couldn’t guzzle whiskey fast enough to keep up so the bartenders ended up getting a fat tip…and then the bartender paid for our uber home.

This was so fucking good that we decided to make a game of it.
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Do You Read Erotica?

July 17, 2018
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One of the drawbacks to being surrounded by porno for 85% of the time that I’m awake is that I’ve gotten lazy with getting turned on. In my early 20s, I would print out super hot lesbian erotica stories on my printer at work and sneak them home in my purse. Watching porno wasn’t my […]

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Samsung Phones May Be Randomly Sending Your Nudes

July 16, 2018
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I’ve recently returned to the world of internet dating and things are a lot different than they were just a few years ago. Being in your 30s on the internet in 2018 is like being a Baby Boomer in a 90s teen movie. Everything is faster now, I don’t understand any of the references people […]

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Will Smith Has Had Enough Sex, I Haven’t

July 15, 2018
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I can’t seem to get enough of the Smith family lately. A few weeks ago, I wrote about Jada Pinkett Smith and her refreshingly open dialogue regarding sex. Now Will Smith is talking about how he’s had all the sex he ever wanted. I don’t think that’s even possible. He’s got a new song called […]

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Masturbation Roll

July 14, 2018
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Demi Lovato Straight Up Butt Shot of the Day – DrunkenStepfather Taylor Swift Candid Bikini Beach Pics – CelebJihad Amber Le Bon Braless in See Through Top – TaxiDriverMovie Bella Hadid in a Sexy Red Bikini! Pokies! – The Nip Slip Iggy Azeala Puts […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Steamy Steampunk and Cosplay

July 14, 2018
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This Fap Along is going to be slightly all over the place. My original idea was to pull PornHub clips that were 100% steampunk. I wanted clocks, gears, corsets and cocks. What I ended up with was the realization that not enough good steampunk porn yet exists. GET ON THAT SHIT ADULT ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY!! So […]

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