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My wife and I like to prowl around the dungeon area at any BDSM party before we get started with our own play time. Some people like to be first on the equipment, but we’d rather take the temperature of the room and see if anything inspires us…which it usually does.

On Saturday night, we were taking a lap and we happened to see a woman blindfolded and cuffed in a sex swing. A beautiful Mistress was sitting in between her legs with a suitcase of random items sitting to her left. There was a man sitting at her side with a dildo strapped to her chin.

When we approached she asked me, “Would you like to touch?”

I mean…yeah. Absolutely we would love to.

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My wife and I look forward to July 4th weekend every year. Yes, it’s Independence Day in the U.S. so there are fireworks and backyard parties but we don’t really care too much for that type of a celebration. Every year for the past three, TES Fest has been our destination for the weekend.

The BDSM community of the tri-state area and beyond take over a hotel in the Jersey suburbs and just let loose. The courtyard is set up with dungeon equipment 24 hours a day and there is a legit inside dungen that starts up after 8pm in doors. During the day, you can take all sorts of fascinating classes. My wife and I took on a full course load that included Strap-On for all Gender Identities, Deep Cleaning Your Filthy Whore with a Pressure Washer and Forced Orgasm and Orgasm Control. 

Sounds sexy, right? Every year the demos get better and better. This year it was a fucking blast.

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I’m coming off of a super intense weekend of BDSM fun and I’m trying to decompress my brain so that the real, vanilla world makes sense again. Every time I go on a fetish “vacation” like this, I end up coming away with a fuck ton of stories as well as a few life lessons. This time around, I learned a whole lot about sensations and sensitivity.

So much of the kink world revolves around the hard hits. There is a completely opposite side though that falls into the category of sensation play. While I’ve always been aware that kissing is basically my favorite thing in the world to do, I don’t know that I had the right words to describe the actual sensation that comes over me when I am kissed. It’s the warmth and the closeness that make me feel completely connected and really alive.

Is that cheesy? Part of me thinks that it is, but the other part of me doesn’t give a fuck. Kissing makes me feel like I can take over the world and that is probably one of the reasons why I make out with my wife so much.

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The advertisements in the New York City get debated every few months. As companies push the limits of what can and cannot be promoted, they step over lines bit by bit. Earlier in the year, a sex toy company called Unbound was getting shit for their rejected ads. The ads were finally Ok’d, but they never ended up running and now the Metropolitan Transit Authority is at it again.

While it is totally fine for ads regarding erectile dysfunction to be plastered all over the walls of the underground, sex toy ads are no bueno. Dildos and vibrators though? That’s a bit to risque for commuters to bear. It pisses me off because I don’t quite understand what the difference is between the two things. I really think you should be able to advertise both for dick pills and dildos as you see fit.

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I’ve been having this internal debate over whether or not I should masturbate in my fancy new office. Between all the cameras and me not being 100% sure of everyone’s scheduling habits yet, I was definitely wary of trying. After what I saw last Friday night though, I’m kind of thinking that it would be OK for me to throw caution to the wind and have a go.

My wife missed her train home from work, so I decided to stay in the office a bit later than I usually do. I was shuffling through reports when I realized that I left my training notebook in the boardroom at my last meeting. As I walked through the hallway, the motion sensors clicked the light fixtures on one by one. My heels clicked on the tiled floor but I swore I heard something on the far end of the office even though everyone seemed to be gone.

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Fap Along With Harlot: Happy Pride!

July 6, 2019
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There is really no specific day or month where Gay Pride is celebrated everywhere. Basically, when the weather starts turning warmer in the United States, Pride celebrations start springing up out of the woodwork. I celebrated my birthday at a Pride festival in Pennsylvania and then a few weeks later, we celebrated Pride in New […]

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Things I’m Here For: Yoga and Sex

July 5, 2019
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Recently I decided to venture outside of my home and try a few new things. Yoga has been on my radar because it seems like something I’d love to do, but I’m super intimidated by taking fitness classes with other people. My wife convinced me a few weeks ago to give it a shot, so […]

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Ball Grabbing After Breakup

July 2, 2019
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Romantic relationships can be a dirty business. Sometimes you can have two truths happening at the same time. You can love your partner and your partner could have also tried ripping off your genitals. I mean, that would totally be a line in the sand for me. There’s a big difference between rough sex and […]

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Twerking for the Police

July 1, 2019
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I have definitely ended up in the back of a police car, Peepz.  I’ll admit it. While I have never actually been arrested, I have definitely been handcuffed (in the not so fun way) and been made to sit in the back of a squad car.   I could blame all of the other people involved […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Dad Crush

June 30, 2019
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Hello, my Peepz! I’ve been hella productive today. This morning, I headed to my dad’s place down the shore so that I could help him with his gardening a bit. He’s got a crazy tropical backyard with 10 foot tall banana trees and shit. It’s not something that you usually find when you’re hanging out […]

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