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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

We’ve all been there – aroused, hanging out with our lover(s), but without a convenient place to get down to sexy time.

Maybe you were a young adult still living with your parents at the time, or maybe you were staying with family over the holidays, but in any event I’m sure you can relate on some level to people who find themselves in a situation whey they’re required to get creative to carve out some personal space in which to have sex.

Still, no matter how hot bothered I might become, there are some locations which are simply off-limits. One of those locations – for me, at least – would be an abandoned mine shaft.

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CES is the largest consumer tech show in the world. It happens in Las Vegas, Nevada every single year and it is usually the same weekend as the AVN Awards. There’s this awesomely strange mingling of porn fans and electronics consumers. The end result every year is that the public ends up with a ton of crazy stories about all the exhibits that go on at both events.

Here’s a PornHubTV interview with Kissa and Johnny Sins from the 2015 AVNs.


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I can not wait for Facebook to fail. Part of me wonders if it will ever happen, but I hope that someday it will. I’m so confused as to how people can be OK with having their data mined and sold to the highest advertising bidder. It’s fucking creepy how ads coincide with conversations that are happening in real life. I’ve deleted the app from my phone and deactivate my account every now and then because I’m not down with all that Big Brother bullshit.

Every time I deactivate, I end up re-upping because one of my family members is having some dumb party and the invites and RSVPs are only on fb.

Fuck. Facebook.

In it’s newest way of infringing on the lives of its users, per their Terms of Service, you’re no longer allowed to, “facilitate, encourage or coordinate sexual encounters between adults,” cause you know…sex isn’t a normal and natural occurrence between the majority of people on this fucking planet.
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Every time I come across a story about people having public sex, I’m going to write about it. I am totally fascinated by the different scenarios people come up with to get their rocks off, especially when it comes to getting off outdoors. The only issue with this particular sex act is getting caught…and the way you get caught is when you aren’t careful.

A man named William Batchelor wanted to spruce up his afternoon commute at the Manchester Victoria station in the U.K. He was with a woman who dropped to her knees and started sucking off his cock in the middle of the crowded train station. As an exhibitionist, I can’t imagine the intense rush that that woman got as soon as she stuffed his dick into her mouth.

The cock slobbering was short lived though, as a police officer caught them in the act and approached them.
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I have a fair amount of tattoos that I’ve collected over the years. My latest project is my calf sleeve that I’m thematically tattooing with food items. So far I have a Molang Potter sitting in a butter beer, a pizza and a pug dressed like Ben Franklin eating a pretzel and a cheese steak. Those are my tributes to Harry Potter, my wife and Philadelphia consecutively.

My itty bitty calf project is nothing compared to what UK bodybuilder Ray Houghton has going on though. The 61-year-old gym owner has been working on a full body project for quite some time. He decided that he didn’t like the way that his aging skin looked so he figured he may as well just get every part of his body tattooed to cover up the fact that he is going through the normal process of aging.

That includes his dick.
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Masturbation Roll

January 12, 2019
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Hilary Duff Beach Erotica for 2019 – DrunkenStepfather Phoebe Tonkin Nude Scene From “Bloom” – CelebJihad Emily Ratajkowski Topless Holding her Big Boobs – TaxiDriverMovie Monika Clarke Topless at the Beach! – The Nip Slip 30 Things That Are Dangerously Sexy According To Tumblr […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Best Faps of 2018

January 12, 2019
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Peepz!! We have made it through 2018 and have come out the other side completely covered in sweat, tears and cum. I’ve been going through last year’s Fap Alongs and pulling out some of my favorite clips to share with you all over again, because sometimes porno is worth re-watching. Are you ready to slowly […]

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“Is Sex Good for Us?”

January 11, 2019
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Orgasm at Midnight

January 10, 2019
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One of the tricks that I randomly have stuffed up my sexual sleeve is the fact that I am nearly able to cum on command. It only takes 20 seconds or so for me to go from considering masturbation to making a huge puddle on my sheets. I control it most of the time, but […]

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Nicki Minaj is Getting Dicked Down Right

January 9, 2019
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Nicki Minaj is hardcore in love and I’m here for it. We’re all on the outside of this relationship, so the only way in is through Internet spectacles, which can make things a little bit blurry sometimes. I feel as though she has never been as public about a relationship before, and I love how […]

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