Dress Tracks Touching

by Alpha Harlot on December 11, 2018

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Do you Peepz remember Hyper Color clothing? Back in the late 80s, early 90s (maybe I’m dating myself?) Hyper Color was all everyone wanted to wear in the summer. When you touched the treated cotton fabric, the color would shift. I had a purple tshirt that would turn from blue to purple, but I liked purple more so I would just touch my shirt all day long. Looking back, it was kind of strange to see kids making a game out of touching their clothing, stranger things have been fads though, I guess.

An ad agency named Ogilvy was hired by Schweppes to use a vamped up modern technology with the same basic theme of the hype color clothing. They sent three Brazilian women out into the club scene to track how often other people touched them. The touch-sensitive dress tracked all the data and after the night was over and the data was processed, no one was really surprised at the results.

Spoiler alert…they were touched a whole fucking lot.
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Every year, I paint my tits and stamp them onto holiday cards to send to any reader or random Harlot friend that asks for them. I love doing it. There’s something about the way that the paint feels when I’m rubbing it all over my nipples and the sensation of the smoosh as my boob imprints the cardstock.

It’s one of my favorite holiday traditions and not just because it involves sending mail to some of my favorite perverts. I’m fascinated by body paint and using color to cover up the bits that clothing usually does.

Just before the summer, I told you Peepz about the UK company Go Get Glitter that was covering asses in sparkles for festival season. They never left my Insta timeline, but now that December is upon us, they are breaking out the baubles and getting tempting with the trimmings.

I mean, it’s kind of really cold in Jersey right now…so I’m not sure how I’d feel about taking the polar bear plunge with glitter on my tits, but Australia is nice this time of year.
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My wife told me not to write this post because it would be controversial. I am obviously not heading her advice…so I will say before I continue on with this post that the opinions contained herein are my own. If you want to duel keyboards with me, feel free to do it on twitter because that’s where I hang out most of the time.

Back in November, a man shot himself in the dick while he was buying some meat in Walmart. Do you see now why I couldn’t stop myself from writing about this? The man was waiting for some meat and the loaded gun that he had kept holstered in his sweatpants slipped. He repositioned it so that it wouldn’t fall to the ground and when he did, it fired and he took a bullet to the cock.

I mean, that’s one way to fuck your life up real quick.

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Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on December 8, 2018

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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

Candice Swanepoel Tits Out for Fashion – DrunkenStepfather

Sarah Hyland’s Nude Vacation – CelebJihad

Demi Rose Black Pantie Upskirt – TaxiDriverMovie

Megan Fox Nip Slip in New York! – The Nip Slip

Starbucks Wants You To Stop Watching Porn In Coffee Shops – Smoking Section

Happy Shower Girl! – BoobieBlog

Olivia Preston – Captivating Style – PrettyHot&Sexy

Sexy Celeb Babes – Paparazzigr.tv

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Hello Peepz! It’s my favorite time of the week again, where we all get to strip down and have some fun with ourselves watching some porno. I was stumbling around PornHub trying to figure out what to use as a theme when I saw the banner on Team Skeet’s page proclaiming that they had won Best Network at the PornHub Awards.

I started clicking around through their clips and realized that I was pulling so many to share with you perverts that I had to stop myself. When you’ve got quality videos and over 20 sites to shoot for, you know you’re going to come up with gold more often than not.

Are you ready to cum along with me? Grab your fuck socks and let’s fap!

This first blowjob clip proves that sometimes you don’t need to say a word to be sexy as fuck. An amateur latina expertly works a cock with her mouth and doesn’t make a sound until her face is completely covered with her co-star’s cum.


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My Pussy Was “Accidentally” Waxed

December 3, 2018
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Body hair maintenance is one of those topics that is slightly taboo unless you’re straight up talking about genitals. I get my upper lip waxed every three weeks and have for years. I’m Italian and human…so the fact that hair grows on my face shouldn’t be all that shocking. The woman who has regularly waxed […]

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Strip Club Fights for Free Speech

December 2, 2018
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In New Jersey, it has always been illegal for BYOB establishments to advertise that their customers could actually bring their own alcohol inside. This is one of those dumb laws that probably shouldn’t be on the books, but someone forgot to overturn it at some point. Thanks to a strip club in Atlantic City, that […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Jessa Rhodes Gets Down

December 1, 2018
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An Internet friend slid into my DMs last week and asked me what I thought of Jessa Rhodes. She’s a pornstar originally from Portland, Oregon who has this look in her eye that just melts cocks down to the ground. I think that my favorite thing about her is the snear she gets when she […]

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Sex With An Ex: Not As Big A Trap As We Think?

November 30, 2018
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Breaking and Entering while Naked with Noodles

November 29, 2018
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You know, Peepz, sometimes I feel like I write an awful lot about the goings on in New Jersey and Florida. There’s a joke that isn’t a joke around Jersey that when you turn 55 you turn into a snow bird and fly south for the winter. That leads me to believe that the whole […]

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