Ariel Winter In An Amazing Barely There Shredded Crop Top

by Lola Byrd on September 28, 2017

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In the entire history of fashion – nay, in the entire history of clothes – this is the best shirt that has ever existed. Ariel Winter’s shredded crop top has somehow managed to hit all the key boob areas. It’s slightly see-through, with some underboob and side boob, we get nips, we get everything!

Now, before I can die happy I need to find the equivalent in pants. I can see them in my mind’s eye. Basically, they’re the exact same thing as this shirt, except worn over your butt. Of course, they wouldn’t cover much of anyone’s butt, but that’s clearly not the point here.

These shorts right here aren’t exactly what I had in mind, but they’re a close second.

Now, imagine them in white and almost covering Ariel Winter’s booty. Actually, I was picturing the shredded part inverted so that you would get underbutt, but we can’t always get what we want. At least, that what the Rolling Stones and all the men in my life have been saying for years.

Ariel Winter, in case you didn’t already know, is this girl from Modern Family.

She plays the nerdy younger sister. Yup. The nerdy plain one, you know, but then she hit puberty and got humongous boobs and now she’s in all the pap blogs. She actually got a boob reduction. The boobs you see barely covered by those white t-shirt shreds were reduced. Those are reduced boobs.

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