Alpha Harlot

Naked Man Running

November 20, 2018
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The quiet, rural Jersey a few miles away from where I live is up in arms because there’s a peeper/streaker (and not the good kind) on the loose. News vans have been all over the place scoping out the main thoroughfares waiting for this guy to make his presence known again. While I’m pretty sure […]

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Driverless Cars=More Road Head?

November 19, 2018
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When I drove cross country with my bad ex from Texas, we had plenty of sex on the road. I was basically sucking his cock the entire time we were on the road in Tennessee, to the point where he asked me to stop because he was too sensitive and couldn’t cum anymore. We tried […]

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Sarah Bahbah Brings You Sex and Takeout

November 18, 2018
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Food and sex are possibly my favorite indulgences. I had some free time this weekend so I was fucking around on the Internet, going through some news articles I had bookmarked to read later. That’s where I found some buzz about artist Sarah Bahbah and her photography series, Sex and Takeout. The images, which can […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: So That Was…Unique?

November 17, 2018
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Sometimes while I’m surfing around on PornHub I’ll come across videos that are uniquely original. At times, the title is totally click bait and when you watch the scene you discover that things aren’t exactly as they are “supposed” to be. That’s the case with the five clips that I’ve uncovered for your Peepz today. […]

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Comedy Spit Roast

November 15, 2018
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Comedy Spit Roast What do you get when you cross porn and comedy? A damn good time. The innovative peepz over at Brazzers decided to have a comedy spit roast where laughter and sex allign. These people are the talented people involved in the spit roast. Following their social media should be your top priority. […]

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Why HBO Sex Scenes Will Be Even Hotter

November 14, 2018
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Back in the day when I had cable television and not a care in the world, HBO was my jam. I used to have house parties that centered around me cooking enough food for a football team while my friends and I watched whatever was the hot Sunday night HBO show. We flew through classics […]

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Welcome to My Sexy Nightmare

November 8, 2018
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Peepz, I’m partially sorry for the content of this post, but I’ve got a problem with oversharing things that I know that I can’t unsee. I watch crazy gross youtube videos all the time with like ingrown toenail removal and shit and try to show my wife and she thinks it’s totally disturbing that I […]

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Sex and Smell

November 6, 2018
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Sex is an activity where all five of your senses can be affected. The way your partner looks, the mood music that is playing, the way their skin feels when you touch them, the way that their lips taste…all of these things can turn us on or turn us off. One thing that is sometimes […]

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Sex Math, John Meyer and Why “Your Number” Doesn’t Matter

November 5, 2018
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I’ve slept with a whole lot of people, but the only person I’ve fucked in the past 4 years is my wife. There was a period of time where I was doubling and tripling up on my lovers each week just because sex was my hobby and Craig’s list made it easy. The year that […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Take it to the Bank

November 3, 2018
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Hello Peepz! It’s time for another exciting masturbatory adventure! This week, I uncovered five ladies with the last name of Banks. None of them are actually related, and I’m fairly certain that Banks is not their actual government name. It doesn’t matter though. The sex is money and you’re going to want to empty your […]

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