Alpha Harlot

The Daily Sex Challenge

April 17, 2018
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My wife and I will have been married for one full 365 day year the first week of May. Time has totally snuck up on us and so have the winter blues. We work on slightly different schedules (I’m up and at the gym at 4am, having to be in the office before 7. She […]

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Vintage Harlot: Two Way Mirrors

April 15, 2018
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There were eight steps behind a locked door leading up to the office. Two way mirrors covered most of the walls from floor to ceiling. I counted money every few hours, swapping out the cash drawers of the other employees and making sure everything was on point. It was the least stressful part of my […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Sharing Cock

April 14, 2018
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I enjoy group sex with an even number of people in the room. I spent a whole year of my life hooking up with couples because I wanted to learn how to do threesomes…and I realized that they’re not my favorite. Bring on the orgies, or even just my wife and I alone in a […]

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MORE Sex Positive Pop-Up Shops? Yes Please

April 13, 2018
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You know Peepz, sometimes I feel like I wasted my twenties struggling to make people understand that being sex-positive wasn’t a bad thing. I’m edging up towards forty now (which is apparently cougar territory, according to my fans) and everywhere I look there’s a new pop-up shop trying to jump on the sex bandwagon. As […]

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I’d Be Down to Eat CupcakKe #JustSayin

April 12, 2018
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I feel like I just found my Spring Anthem of 2018 Peepz. Have you heard of CupcakKe? She’s a super sex positive recording artist who does all her shit her God damn self. You want to book her, she’s the one to talk to. You need an email response? She’s the one that’s going to […]

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Male Stripper Reminds Us Not to Bite His Dick

April 10, 2018
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There is a terrible misconception in society that if you are wearing skimpy clothing while dancing and collecting tips in paper money, your body is free reign for hands. I think that’s pretty fucked. I love strippers, but hate strip clubs because one too many of my friends have gotten too handsy and groped the […]

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Vintage Harlot: Backroom Drug Store Bang

April 8, 2018
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I worked for a drug store back in my early 20s. I was just starting to get the hang of hookups and experimenting with basically anyone who would have me. I hadn’t discovered the power of the Internet yet, so the one place I was able to find friendly people who wanted to bang me […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Taylor Sands Gets Laid

April 7, 2018
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I go on these pornstar kicks where I feel the need to consume as much video footage of the person having sex as possible. This week, my obsession involved Taylor Sands. I wanted to let you Peepz in on he goods because the dirty things she does need to be seen. I’m currently sitting on […]

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Cardi B Doesn’t Need a Pole To Get Down

April 4, 2018
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I’m kind of obsessed with Cardi B. It isn’t her music or anything, my obsessions involves me legit trolling around all her social networking feeds because I’m interested in who she is as a person. I think she’s beautiful and so do millions of other people around the globe. She is very outspoken about the […]

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Have a Look Around Before You Fuck Outside

April 2, 2018
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The first rule of outdoor sex is to make sure you don’t get frostbite. The second, and probably the most important rule, is to have a look at your surroundings. I’m all for most situations where public sex is private, but when you start throwing innocent bystanders into the mix, they aren’t consenting to watching, […]

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