Alpha Harlot

Why Doesn’t Facebook Like Sex?

January 15, 2019
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I can not wait for Facebook to fail. Part of me wonders if it will ever happen, but I hope that someday it will. I’m so confused as to how people can be OK with having their data mined and sold to the highest advertising bidder. It’s fucking creepy how ads coincide with conversations that […]

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Blowjob in Train Station Leads to Arrest

January 14, 2019
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Every time I come across a story about people having public sex, I’m going to write about it. I am totally fascinated by the different scenarios people come up with to get their rocks off, especially when it comes to getting off outdoors. The only issue with this particular sex act is getting caught…and the […]

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Dick Tattoo Requires Rolling Pin

January 13, 2019
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I have a fair amount of tattoos that I’ve collected over the years. My latest project is my calf sleeve that I’m thematically tattooing with food items. So far I have a Molang Potter sitting in a butter beer, a pizza and a pug dressed like Ben Franklin eating a pretzel and a cheese steak. […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Best Faps of 2018

January 12, 2019
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Peepz!! We have made it through 2018 and have come out the other side completely covered in sweat, tears and cum. I’ve been going through last year’s Fap Alongs and pulling out some of my favorite clips to share with you all over again, because sometimes porno is worth re-watching. Are you ready to slowly […]

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Orgasm at Midnight

January 10, 2019
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One of the tricks that I randomly have stuffed up my sexual sleeve is the fact that I am nearly able to cum on command. It only takes 20 seconds or so for me to go from considering masturbation to making a huge puddle on my sheets. I control it most of the time, but […]

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Nicki Minaj is Getting Dicked Down Right

January 9, 2019
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Nicki Minaj is hardcore in love and I’m here for it. We’re all on the outside of this relationship, so the only way in is through Internet spectacles, which can make things a little bit blurry sometimes. I feel as though she has never been as public about a relationship before, and I love how […]

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What Would You Do if Your Sex Tape Leaked?

January 9, 2019
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The further into the future we slip, the more sexualized our culture becomes. It’s a Catch-22 situation, right? Because the perverts in us would love to be accepted, but in the long run, if everyone becomes a pervert, there is nothing perverse about it. The kink loses its draw when it becomes the norm. One […]

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Five Sexy Insta Accounts I Wasn’t Following (but am now)

January 8, 2019
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At the end of the year, every Internet publication (including this one) seems to be obsessed over year end wrap up posts. While most of the posts are just fluff to rehash things that have already happened, sometimes you can find gems that you’ve missed. I like reading through them for that exact reason. This […]

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Sexual Resolutions? Tell Me About Yours

January 6, 2019
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Every year I make promises to myself that I’m going to be a better person than I was the year before. I don’t necessarily adhere to my resolutions 100%, but I feel like if I’m starting out 2019 at point A and I’m able to evolve through to point Z come 2020, I’ve made strides […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Adriana Checkik

January 5, 2019
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On last week’s episode of the PornHub Podcast, Asa Akira interviewed Adriana Checkik. While they were talking about triple anal penetration and award show dresses, I was sitting at my desk working. I’m not sure what sentence it was that made me run into the restroom to masturbate, but it happened. Rubbing my clit while […]

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