Alpha Harlot

Fap Along With Harlot: Reality Kings

September 15, 2018
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Peepz! It is my favorite time of the week…masturbation time! This time around, I have pulled together a list of five Reality Kings clips for us to enjoy just because I’ve been hooked on them for the last day or so. I’ve honestly been enjoying these clips so much that I had to get extra […]

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Finger Bang at the Chiropractor’s Office

September 12, 2018
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My back is all sorts of fucked up. It’s not because I’m slowly climbing my way into Cougar territory…well, I mean…it probably is, but I do entirely too much sitting at my day job. I guess it’s better than all of the masturbating that I did at my last day job. No. Wait. That’s a […]

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Public Sex OK in Guadalajara

September 11, 2018
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If I have anything to say about it, my wife and I will be vacationing in Guadalajara, Mexico next. A place where you can fuck in public without fearing arrest? I mean, come on. That basically has my name all over it. There’s a new law on the books that says it’s cool to get […]

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Bonnie Rotten’s Cumback Dropped and I’m Psyched

September 10, 2018
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I’ve been excited about this moment for months, Peepz. Bonnie Rotten is back with an exclusive Brazzers contract and she’s about to plow her way through a year’s worth of content. When I saw that Brazzers had finally dropped a trailer, I had to leave my desk at work and head to the bathroom with […]

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Pole Dancing Your Way to an Education

September 9, 2018
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I’ve taken a few pole dancing lessons. It’s a really good workout and, as long as you don’t mind making a fool of yourself and possibly hitting your head, it was totally a blast. I was absolutely terrible at it, but laughing with my partner makes every experience an enjoyable one. Pole dancing is fucking […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Beautiful Brits

September 8, 2018
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Hello Peepz! My twitter DM’s have been fairly active lately and I love it. There are so many of you with completely perverse ideas for Fap Alongs so I’m slowly making my way through them. One of you noticed that I had somehow neglected to put together a list of British babes getting fucked so […]

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When it’s too Hot to Bang

September 4, 2018
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Sex in the summer can be sticky and complicated. As much as I love stroking my wife’s clit in the great outdoors, when it’s super humid outside the last thing on my mind is sliding my hand into the hottest part of her body. We’ve been searching around on the Internet to try and figure […]

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Vintage Harlot(‘s Wife): Pool Cabana Sneaky Fuck

September 2, 2018
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My wife and I had a lazy Sunday for the first time in weeks. We opted to grab some snacks, pick up the books that we are currently ready and head over to our complex’s pool. The good thing was that there was basically no one there, and that leads to our minds wandering. She […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Dentist Turned Doctor

September 1, 2018
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I had my teeth cleaned the other day. The dental hygienist that cleans out my filthy whore mouth is smoking hot. Her tits are perfect…she has beautiful green eyes and long blond hair that tickles my neck when she leans over me. Flirting with her makes me incredibly happy because she’s so receptive and also […]

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Want to Teach Sex Ed? Move to Finland

August 30, 2018
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There is obviously a lack of sex education all over the world. While it’s definitely funny that people don’t realize you can’t make a baby with buttsex, it’s a sad reminder that sex education is being taken for granted. Parents think it’s an uncomfortable conversation to have, so they avoid it. Schools think it isn’t […]

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