Alpha Harlot

Sex Mountain is Real

August 22, 2019
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I may have to make a pilgrimage to Indonesia, Peez. There’s place there called Mount Kemukus where people fuck strangers for good luck. Actually sometimes it’s strangers and sometimes it’s regular fuck buddies, but the gist is that there’s a mountain where Muslims in Indonesia flock so that they can bang for the sake of […]

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Lubricated Conversation

August 20, 2019
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I had got a phone call from a friend of mine the other day. She is starting to date this guy and when they started getting intimate for the first time, she reached for her trusty bottle of bedside lube. The guy was offended because he thought that she wasn’t turned on enough to fuck. […]

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What Makes Sex Feel Good?

August 19, 2019
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Sex is obviously awesome. I spend most of my waking moments thinking about how I’m going to fuck. When I’m not thinking about how, I’m thinking about where. Occasionally I still think about who, but these days I’m only getting dicked down by my wife’s detachable cock. It’s pretty much the best. What is it […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Nikki Benz

August 18, 2019
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Toronto native Nikki Benz is going to be hosting the AVN Awards this January. As soon as the announcement was made, I knew I had to scour Pornhub to share some of the down and dirty goods with my favorite Peepz. She’s a star for real and her legendary titties are pretty amazing in every […]

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Nuts and Sex – Science!

August 16, 2019
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The cool thing about research is that you can basically discover anything that you want to based on how you present the data. So many scientific reports are funded by the people who want to see the results swayed in their direction. I hate to say it, but this article is about one of them. […]

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Accidental Live-Stream Sex

August 15, 2019
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Social media is basically a trap. The Internet has created this void where you can find anything and everything you’re looking for with a few simple key strokes. It’s a blessing and a curse. I’ve never accidentally sent a naked picture to anyone. If you have seen a naked picture of me, it has 100% […]

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TES Fest ’19: Public Play for Harlot

August 14, 2019
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After everything that I lived through in my 20s, it is sometimes very hard for me to trust people. I lived fast and I left my lovers and play partners in the wake of me slamming the door in their faces. The result of me putting up such high walls around my emotions is that […]

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Paying for the First Date

August 12, 2019
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How much money do you drop to impress your partner on your first date? When I was single, I was much more likely to meet someone for a coffee (tea actually, but whatever) and a walk in the park than I was to drop mad cash in a fancy restaurant. First dates set expectations for […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Pretty in Purple

August 11, 2019
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Hello my Peepz! I’m moving presently. My wife and I just bought a house and that means that I get to go through all of my clothes so that I can donate what I don’t want/no longer wear. All the way in the back of my lingerie drawer was a beautifully soft nightgown that one […]

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Vaginas With a Bit More Room

August 8, 2019
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I love fists. At any kink event where fisting is a possibility, I am ready to go with lots of lube and some gloves for whatever play partners happen to be around. There is something about feeling completely stuffed up and full that makes me cum so fucking hard. I couldn’t always take a fist. […]

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