Alpha Harlot

Penis Enlargement Surgery Death (Not the Dick’s Fault)

March 17, 2019
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Yikes Peepz! That’s a hell of a story title, no? When I was researching this story, it seemed to me like every news outlet that covered it was trying to outdo the last. Things like, “Billionaire Tycoon Wants a Huge Penis, Gets Death Instead,” and “Money Bags Goes Under the Knife for Sexual Prowess,” were […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Blowjob Bonanza

March 16, 2019
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The security guards on campus were all huddled up in the middle of the hallway yesterday. One of the guys tilted up his chin to say hello to me so I walked over with my coffee to say good morning. That was apparently the wrong move because I walked into a conversation about the one […]

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Protect Yourself: STI’s on the Rise

March 14, 2019
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You get to make your own decisions about your life in between the sheets. Taking responsibility for your actions is all par for the course though. Safer sex practices can save your life and save you so many headaches in the long run. Use condoms, my Peepz. You can make up all the excuses you’d […]

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Self on Strap-On Sex

March 13, 2019
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I’ve recently reconnected with one of my friends from college. He’s a great guy who always turned down my (extremely needy and unwarranted) sexual advances. I’m pretty sure that’s why we stopped talking in the first place. Young Harlot had a hard time understanding why everyone in the world didn’t want to have sex with […]

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Is Keto Crotch a Thing?

March 12, 2019
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What you put into your body makes a difference as to what comes out of your body. That old wives tale about eating pineapple to make your spunk sweeter is absolutely founded in truth. If you eat lots of sugary goodness, your cum will change it’s taste. I can go on for hours about the […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Lick Bang

March 9, 2019
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I’ve been daydreaming about eating pussy a lot lately. It’s not that I don’t get enough time in between my wife’s legs, it’s just that I’ve got this intense orgy fantasy about having a dozen women splayed out in front of me so that I can satisfy them orally. Instead of prowling around on the […]

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How to Get Banned by Tinder

March 7, 2019
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I’ve been banned from all sorts of dating sites. Back when I was actively on the market, lots of websites had an issue with the fact that I used “AlphaHarlot” as a handle…mostly because a quick search of that name pulls up a massive amount of amateur porn. I mean…a hobby is a hobby, right? […]

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Hooking Up on Cruise Ships

March 6, 2019
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How do you Peepz feel about going on cruises? My boss if fucking obsessed and goes on like two a year. I’ve never been on a boat that big before and I’ll probably keep it that way, mostly because I’m not too crazy about the ocean or being stuck in the middle of it. I […]

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Sex in Central Park is Off Trend

March 5, 2019
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I grew up in the shadow of New York City. Just before I got my driver’s license, my friends and I decided that we would all drive into NYC the day after my birthday and go on an adventure that involved walking around Central Park to see the statues of Alice in Wonderland and Strawberry […]

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Bedtime Orgasms

March 3, 2019
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Are you a morning fapper or a night time fapper? I tend to pull out all the stops on my pussy in the middle of the day. Sometimes that means I need to lock the bathroom at work to get a little alone time with my fingers. It really does perk me up and help […]

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