Alpha Harlot

Do You Read Erotica?

July 17, 2018
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One of the drawbacks to being surrounded by porno for 85% of the time that I’m awake is that I’ve gotten lazy with getting turned on. In my early 20s, I would print out super hot lesbian erotica stories on my printer at work and sneak them home in my purse. Watching porno wasn’t my […]

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Will Smith Has Had Enough Sex, I Haven’t

July 15, 2018
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I can’t seem to get enough of the Smith family lately. A few weeks ago, I wrote about Jada Pinkett Smith and her refreshingly open dialogue regarding sex. Now Will Smith is talking about how he’s had all the sex he ever wanted. I don’t think that’s even possible. He’s got a new song called […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Steamy Steampunk and Cosplay

July 14, 2018
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This Fap Along is going to be slightly all over the place. My original idea was to pull PornHub clips that were 100% steampunk. I wanted clocks, gears, corsets and cocks. What I ended up with was the realization that not enough good steampunk porn yet exists. GET ON THAT SHIT ADULT ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY!! So […]

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GQ is Telling Peepz to Have Beach Sex

July 11, 2018
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Sometimes fantasies are better than the reality. I think that’s the case most times, actually. You daydream about banging in public with someone ultra attractive. Then you find someone who is willing to fuck in a back alley and it ends up this awkward exchange of thrusts. I’m not telling you not to fantasize…Fucking do […]

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Is Electric Slide Really About a Vibrator?

July 8, 2018
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One more thing from my childhood is potentially “ruined” forever and ever, Peepz. I use the words “my” and “ruined” very loosely though…as I could give a shit about this particular song and nothing that has been made perverse is ever truly ruined. That’s the truth in a lot of cases anyway. An Internet rumor […]

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Man with Bionic Dick Needs a 10 Day Boner

July 4, 2018
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Robotic human body parts are fucking fascinating to me. I love the steampunk-esqe idea of a person being half man, half machine. My entire Battlestar Galactica obsession is basically because Six is the hottest robot to ever grace my television screen. I legit wonder what having sex with a Cylon is like. Since I am […]

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Smashed Windows After Sex Denial

July 2, 2018
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Do you Peepz ever hit up your ex’s for a bit of boning? I had this bad habit in my 20s of recycling my lovers. It was mostly because I didn’t have to put much work into getting them in bed, but also because their bodies were familiar. The problem with fucking ex’s is that […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Blue Eyes, Spread Thighs

June 30, 2018
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Wearing glasses has been part of my whole identity since I was a kid. I got myself a pair of contacts before we went on vacation because I wanted to be able to go scuba diving. That all worked out, but now I’ve got a pair of contacts and I feel like I should break […]

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Eating Pussy at the Zoo

June 29, 2018
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During the summer months, I tend to go to alcohol related events. It’s not even like I drink all that much (for serious) but there are so many fun things happening around Jersey that involve beer and wine. Over the weekend, my wife and I went to the Philadelphia Zoo for their Summer Ale Fest […]

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What Happens After You Cheat?

June 26, 2018
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Confession time, Peepz. In my life, I’ve cheated in a bunch of my relationships. Sometimes it was hard to take my own advice and be as open and honest as possible with the people I was in relationships with. All this talk about Beyonce and Jay Z has got me doing some serious soul searching […]

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