Alpha Harlot

Go See Professor Marston and the Wonder Women. For Real

October 23, 2017
Thumbnail image for Go See Professor Marston and the Wonder Women. For Real

There was a point in my life where I was going to the movies three times a week or so. I say going specifically because I wasn’t always watching the movies, sometimes I was sucking cock while the movie was on. Now when I go, it’s more to watch then to touch. My wife and […]

Read the full article →

Fap Along With Harlot: Porno My Boss Would Watch

October 22, 2017
Thumbnail image for Fap Along With Harlot: Porno My Boss Would Watch

I’ve got an interesting relationship with my boss. She’s a pretty awesome dyke who is definitely a bit of a pervert. We hang out all day long, sometimes our wives join us in hangouts on the weekends. Last week though, we got into a conversation about porn preferences and I was telling her about these […]

Read the full article →

I Got Fucked In a Corn Maze

October 14, 2017
Thumbnail image for I Got Fucked In a Corn Maze

Fall gets me feeling frisky. It’s still hot as balls in Jersey, but we’ve caught a few days where the weather was crisp enough to make my nipples hard with a slight breeze. It’s my favorite. My wife and I like to participate in as much fun as possible in our down time because we […]

Read the full article →

Fap Along With Harlot: Basic Black Lingerie

October 14, 2017
Thumbnail image for Fap Along With Harlot: Basic Black Lingerie

When you’re shooting amateur porno (all porno, I assume, but I can only speak from the amateur side of things), there are a few things that you have to do to keep your new content interesting. You’ve got to keep your location changing, your vocalizations strong and you’ve got to keep your wardrobe changing. Perverts […]

Read the full article →

Don’t Molest the Robots

October 8, 2017
Thumbnail image for Don’t Molest the Robots

I’m always the person that takes inappropriate pictures with inanimate objects. If there is a statue with its hand out, I’m sticking one of my tits in its palm. There are more pictures of me being spanked by random sticky out things than there are of me just cheesing for the camera. I’ve been told […]

Read the full article →

Fap Along With Harlot: Double Teaming Orgasms

October 7, 2017
Thumbnail image for Fap Along With Harlot: Double Teaming Orgasms

More hands on the cock, the faster it’ll cum, right? I mean, I guess that makes sense to me. It’s usually been the experience when I’ve had threesomes with dicks in the room. The cock ends up jizzing and the ladies end up satisfying each other over and over again until the dick is ready […]

Read the full article →

Clowns Are Everywhere, Even in Fantasies

September 30, 2017
Thumbnail image for Clowns Are Everywhere, Even in Fantasies

Have you seen It yet? We went opening weekend and totally loved it. I’ve been working my way through Stephen King’s entire bibliography for the past few years and that book stands out as one of my favorites. Not really because of Pennywise the Clown so much as because it’s a pretty good fucking story. […]

Read the full article →

Fap Along With Harlot: Get on Your Knees

September 30, 2017
Thumbnail image for Fap Along With Harlot: Get on Your Knees

Unpopular opinion: I hate sports. I make it a point to tell everyone I know how dumb I think it is that professional athletes get paid more than doctors, scientists, plumbers, electricians, mechanics and everyone else who is actually doing something helpful with their lives. I totally get that it’s entertainment. People who play sports […]

Read the full article →

Neurotica is Everything I Ever Wanted in a TV Show

September 27, 2017
Thumbnail image for Neurotica is Everything I Ever Wanted in a TV Show

Exposure to kink and kinky things normalizes the culture. It’s a double edged sword though. I’d much rather that my neighbors not call the cops when I’m being flogged by my lady, honestly. But Fifty Shades of Whatever the Fuck brought an influx of people into the dungeons that weren’t necessarily ready for the big […]

Read the full article →

Fap Along With Harlot: Pumping Peta

September 26, 2017
Thumbnail image for Fap Along With Harlot: Pumping Peta

Sometimes when I’m looking around on PornHub for things to stimulate my eyeballs, I come across a star and get stuck on her. I try to keep my Fap Along lists themed to things rather then the stars themselves…but this week I’m on a Peta Jensen kick and I can’t get her off my mind. […]

Read the full article →