Alpha Harlot

Banging Where No Person Has Banged Before

September 16, 2017
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My wife fucked me in an alley on Sunday night. We had gone out for drinks with a few friends and it was my turn to be designated driver. I chugged H2O all night long while she sipped on craft beers and made conversation with a few strangers. One of these strangers was interested in […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: All Alone and Feeling Good

September 16, 2017
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There’s a very large possibility that I may start dipping my toes back into the world of visual stimulation again. I’ve taken about 3 years off from shooting porno and I think it may be time for me to start getting back into the swing of things again. I’m feeling creative, inspired and ready to […]

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Good Booty All Around

September 9, 2017
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Movie soundtracks are everything. A little bit of tense, thrilling music can totally change the feel of a scene. When sad shit is going down, it’s undoubtedly the music that warns you of the upcoming tears before they actually start flowing. Porno has the very recognizable, “Bow chicka bow wow,” from the 70s that now […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: I Cunt Hear You

September 9, 2017
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I listen to audiobooks all day while I’m at work. My wife thinks it’s hilarious because I work in a library, so I’m surrounded by books, working with books, and piping books into my brain all at the same time. I really like getting focused on the task at hand and zone out on the […]

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Careful Around the Bush

August 27, 2017
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Let’s talk about pubes for a bit. The very first Internet hook up I ever experienced in my life told me that my pussy hair was out of control. I was 18 and was under the impression that the only women that shaved their stuff did porno. Since I didn’t do porno, I figured that […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Measuring Up

August 26, 2017
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Your size is nothing but a measurement. We’re a society obsessed with big cocks, big boobs, small waists and full, luscious lips. People dream to change their physical appearances to be more attractive to the people that they are attracted to. Some people prefer small, some people prefer large…some people like both at the same […]

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Inappropriate Things To Do With Your Dick On The Subway

August 19, 2017
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My Fetlife profile used to be plastered with the statement, “DON’T SEND ME PICTURES OF YOUR DICK!” and, “NO REALLY, YOUR COCK PICS ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!” or even, “IF YOU TRY TO STICK YOUR DICK IN MY EYE WITH A PHOTOGRAPH, I’LL BE HELLA PISSED. DON’T DO IT. SERIOUSLY.” All that drama llama only […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Mean Girls Get Freaky

August 19, 2017
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Why are mean girls so sexy? I love a confident bitch who won’t take bullshit from anyone. When I get all riled up and start talking nasty, I always end up getting soaked. It’s the adrenaline pumping through my system and the anger and frustration building up…as soon as I start acting like a cunt, […]

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Boobs Are Nice But They Also Suck Sometimes

August 12, 2017
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My boobs are big, but they aren’t huge. When I was trying to film actual porno movies (not just maintain my amateur porno pseudo-empire) I was actually told that they weren’t big enough to shoot BBW porno. Whatevs. They work for me…except that boob sweat is real and one of the most terrible parts of […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: How Does Your Garden Grow?

August 12, 2017
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My kitchen is currently overflowing with zucchini. It happens to be my favorite vegetable to eat, but depending on the size of the baseball bats my friends, family and neighbors donate to me, I’ll also fuck them. There’s no shame in fucking veggies. I’d stay away from bananas because they squish, but that’s just a […]

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