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Fap Along With Harlot: Fun Hair, Don’t Care

January 20, 2018
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Saturday morning I finally got my haircut. I honestly hate going to the salon because I feel like it’s such a waste of my time. Making polite conversation about the weather and what’s going on in my life has never been my bag. The one time that I mentioned to my stylist that I had […]

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Ikea Puts Golden Showers to Use

January 18, 2018
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Two summer’s ago, my wife and I were sitting in her bff’s backyard waiting for a BBQ to start. The grill was warming up, we were sipping on cold cocktails and the summer sun was beating down on our tan skin. Of course something was going to happen to ruin the moment…because that’s how life […]

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Ciara is Beautiful…Naturally

January 15, 2018
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My jaw dropped the other day, Peepz. I was scrolling through my twitter feed and a few pictures that Ciara posted popped up. It’s totally my bad but keep forgetting how fucking gorgeous she is. Back in the early Aughts, Ciara was known as the sexy singer from Atlanta (by way of Texas) with the […]

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My 500th Peeperz Post!

January 14, 2018
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Round numbers make me exceedingly happy. There’s a sense of accomplishment that comes along with performing a task often enough to get into the hundreds. Five hundred though? That’s a big fucking deal, IMO. THIS…Right here…Right now…is my 500th post on Peeperz according to the behind the scenes counters. I didn’t actually count, I just […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Mirror Tricks

January 13, 2018
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I’m currently obsessed with the show Black Mirror. It’s like The Twilight Zone only every episode has to do with creepy technology type scenarios. We blew through the first three seasons of it over winter break and now we’re making our way through the fourth and newest season. I can’t help but research shows that […]

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Let’s Talk Virginity

January 11, 2018
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I was a late bloomer. That’s what they used to say anyway. I dated a lot when I was in high school, but I had Roman Catholic morals drilled into my brain that told me that sex was bad. When I fucked for the first time, I was in my grandparent’s house. They always migrate […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Exploding into 2018

January 6, 2018
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There’s a bit of a timewarp between when I write my posts and when they actually go live…but right now it is New Year’s Day in Jersey. Last night, my wife and I caught up on the episodes of Black Mirror that we had missed so that we could start watching the new season today. […]

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Russian Teen Dies While Having Sex In Car

January 4, 2018
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A pair of Russian lovers decided to have sex in a closed garage with the car running. This was obviously the worst idea in the world. You know what happens when you hang out in a closed garage with the motor running? You die of carbon monoxide poisoning. The 15-year-old female, Alena Styukhina, had met […]

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Meat Eaters Bang More Than Vegetarians Possibly

January 3, 2018
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If your New Year’s resolution was to eat less meat, there’s a possibility that your sex life may suffer. I’d use that word, “possibly,” very loosely, because the survey with a carnivorously swayed outcome was conducted by a meat company. GourmetMeatClub.co.uk decided to survey of about 2000 people from Briton asking about their love lives […]

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A Chilly Fantasy

January 2, 2018
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Crisp air makes me feel daring. I’m not one for the cold. I prefer fires and hot tubs to cold toes and frozen bits. Ever since my wife fucked me in the bitter air though, I can’t help but get the thought out of my mind. I’ve never been skiing before…so maybe we’re all bundled […]

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