Alpha Harlot

Things I’m Here For: Sex on NPR

March 25, 2019
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Do you know what the difference between a vulva and a vagina is?  I am 100% guilty of calling my vulva my vagina all of the time. When I tried to unpack why I do that, I think it’s because vagina sounds like a more “shocking” word to me.  In my brain, vulva sounds beautiful, […]

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I Need a Porno Genie

March 24, 2019
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Watching pornography has never been easier.  When I was in my early 20s, the Internet was not as organized as it is now.  If you wanted porn, you had to slink through AOL chat rooms and “trade pics” with people.  You’d wait for hours for the picture to download and then maybe, just maybe, it […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Spring Break Sexiness

March 23, 2019
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Right now, my full time job is in a library on a college campus. It’s a fun job, but college students can be a bit…annoying…sometimes. I know it’s not their fault. Their parents are paying a buttload of money to send them to school and all they’re looking for in return is all the answers. […]

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Can Cannabis Make Sex After 50 Better?

March 21, 2019
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My answer to the title question is going to be yes.  I mean, granted it would be yes if you took out the “After 50” situation.  The title should probably read, “Cannabis Makes Sex Better,” period, end of sentence. I don’t blaze much anymore because my body chemistry changed and I’m trying really hard not […]

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Hot Tub Sex Arrest

March 20, 2019
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I’ve filmed porno in a hot tub before.  Anything that has to do with sex in the water is my jam.  Being completely consumed by liquid makes the action so much more fun for me.   There was a time in my life where I would house sit for a relative who owned a hot […]

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Penis Enlargement Surgery Death (Not the Dick’s Fault)

March 17, 2019
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Yikes Peepz! That’s a hell of a story title, no? When I was researching this story, it seemed to me like every news outlet that covered it was trying to outdo the last. Things like, “Billionaire Tycoon Wants a Huge Penis, Gets Death Instead,” and “Money Bags Goes Under the Knife for Sexual Prowess,” were […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Blowjob Bonanza

March 16, 2019
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The security guards on campus were all huddled up in the middle of the hallway yesterday. One of the guys tilted up his chin to say hello to me so I walked over with my coffee to say good morning. That was apparently the wrong move because I walked into a conversation about the one […]

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Protect Yourself: STI’s on the Rise

March 14, 2019
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You get to make your own decisions about your life in between the sheets. Taking responsibility for your actions is all par for the course though. Safer sex practices can save your life and save you so many headaches in the long run. Use condoms, my Peepz. You can make up all the excuses you’d […]

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Self on Strap-On Sex

March 13, 2019
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I’ve recently reconnected with one of my friends from college. He’s a great guy who always turned down my (extremely needy and unwarranted) sexual advances. I’m pretty sure that’s why we stopped talking in the first place. Young Harlot had a hard time understanding why everyone in the world didn’t want to have sex with […]

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Is Keto Crotch a Thing?

March 12, 2019
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What you put into your body makes a difference as to what comes out of your body. That old wives tale about eating pineapple to make your spunk sweeter is absolutely founded in truth. If you eat lots of sugary goodness, your cum will change it’s taste. I can go on for hours about the […]

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