Alpha Harlot

Free Press and the 18-Year-Old Content Creator

May 20, 2019
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I’m thankful that the Internet was still relatively private when I was 18. While I was running around New York City in fishnets and platform heels, no one had cell phones and social media wasn’t even a thing. In order to get pictures for my AOL AIM accounts, I had to take pictures with a […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Riley Nixon

May 19, 2019
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My BFF is obsessed with women that have the balls to shave their heads. He loves the way super short stubble feels on his hands when he’s pushing their face down lower and lower onto his cock. When I had my side shaved, he would randomly just touch the buzzed area while we were having […]

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Don’t Forget Your (Sex) Towel

May 13, 2019
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I’ve been telling you Peepz for years that you need to have some kind of sex towel close at hand when orgasms are on the horizon. Sometimes I call it a fuck sock but I feel that it’s important to remind everyone that cleaning up after sex is super important. It’s the best kind of […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Property Sex

May 12, 2019
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I don’t really fully hate a lot of things in this world. Moving is definitely one of the things that I despise. Going through all of my belongings, putting them in boxes to move them a few miles away is the worst. Unboxing can be fun because you have a whole new space to work […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Karlee Grey

May 4, 2019
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Hello Peepz! It’s that time of the week again, where we all get comfy and cozy with each other and masturbate. Part of me wishes I could watch you, part of me wishes you could watch me, but for now at least we’re here on the internet. This time around, I’ve pulled five videos from […]

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Sex After Sickness

May 4, 2019
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Last Thursday, I had to get my eyes checked. Nothing was really wrong, other than the fact that it’s the time of year where I have to cough up a few hundred dollars to get new glasses. It goes with the whole “Sexy Librarian” territory of my look. The eye doctor asked me twice if […]

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Sex Ed Failed Us

May 1, 2019
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Before I started actually having sex, I knew most of what I knew from looking at dirty magazines. The Internet was around but wasn’t really present in my life until I was like 18 or 19. By that point, I was fucking and trying my best to make the sexy pictures that were embedded in […]

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The Joy of Sex No More on Twitch

April 30, 2019
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Twitch is a video game streaming website where people can watch other people play video games in real time. I’m half obsessed with people shiny hunting on Twitch while playing Pokemon Let’s Go Eevee! and I’m also obsessed with the Buzzfeed series Multiplayer, specifically the 100 Baby Challenge. Don’t judge me, I have a lot […]

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Where Did Harlot Cum? NYC Day Trip

April 29, 2019
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My wife and I will follow Amanda Palmer to the ends of the earth.  That’s not exactly true, but we will travel anywhere within a 200 mile radius to see her perform.  People tend to have a love/hate relationship with the art that she creates. I happen to fall on the love side of things. […]

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First Fuck: Game of Thrones Spoilers Ahead!

April 28, 2019
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Game of Thrones was the topic of dinner conversation on Easter.  My mom was fucking horrified while my sister and gushed out the plot points one hideous detail at a time.  We told her that she should totally catch up because it’s like the soap operas she loves, only with much more full frontal nudity. […]

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