Calvin Clark

Toronto Gets North America’s First Sex Doll Brothel

April 24, 2019
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As someone who has masturbated using all manner of techniques and sex toys, full size silicone dolls really intrigue me. The high cost of ownership however quickly drenches the fires of my curiosity. Plus, how would you even store something like that when you aren’t using it? Whenever I travel for a couple of days […]

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Man Gets Finger Stuck In Vending Machine Reaching For Sex Toy

April 23, 2019
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One of the hallmark disappointments of my youth was opening a box of cereal only to find the promised toy inside was missing. Before the advent of advanced quality assurance robots, it wasn’t uncommon for them to leave the factory without one. Being the youngest also lessened my chances of getting first crack at that […]

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Married Couple Tries To Conceive Baby Anally For 4 Years

April 22, 2019
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Like Michael Jackson, the Wayans siblings, and other famous entertainers I grew up in a Jehovah’s Witness household. I eventually fell away from it and by the time I was out of high school my parents didn’t force me to do anything I didn’t want to. However, due to the conservative attitudes towards sex I […]

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Swiss City Praises Successful Drive-In Brothel Project

April 21, 2019
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Far be it for a porn blog to use news articles about people getting their dicks suck in things to constantly discuss politics. Unless a politician accidentally likes one of their favorite porn clips on Twitter, I usually refrain from discussing anything overly topical. However, one issues many of us feel strongly about is the […]

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Body Cam Films Cop Having Sex On The Job

April 20, 2019
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Having sex at work is one of those fantasies that really resonates with some people. Most never act on their urges and are content with the thrill of having an office crush or work spouse to flirt with. However, there are a few of the brave and the bold who risk everything to carry out […]

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Brewery Creates Beer That May Boost Your Sex Drive

April 19, 2019
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I drink beer for a lot of very specific reasons, the most notable being to signal to other adults that I’m ready to have a good time. My usually preference is Bud Light because it doesn’t taste like anything and opening one immediately makes me feel like I’m in a Toby Keith music video. Beer […]

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Sex Toy Triggers Airport Security, Shuts Down Terminal

April 18, 2019
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Airport security has gotten really intense over the last few years. The last time I flew I was coming home from a very successful vacation and in a hungover stupor I forgot to take my tablet out of my backpack before going through screening. As a reward for my seemingly minor rule infraction I spent […]

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Woman Shoots Husband Over Porn Purchases

April 17, 2019
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I’ve talked to people who worked in internet porn since around the first time someone came up with the idea of charging a monthly fee for access to adult websites. Fortunes have been made creating the infrastructure for internet billing, and these services would go on to be the foundation of mainstream internet commerce as […]

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Company Creates Military Grade Sex Toy For Soldiers

April 16, 2019
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Government contracts are the holy grail for just about any company. The bureaucracy of high level federal agencies forces them to spend money frivolously because any unused budget from one year may be taken away the next. That is why we often read about the military spending millions of dollars on seemingly overpriced tools, supplies, […]

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Portland Photographer Creates Stripper Trading Cards

April 15, 2019
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I’ve always been a sucker for collectables. From POGs to comic books, there’s something comforting about filling gaps in your collection and completely ripping off less knowledgeable friends with unfair trades. However, as a I grew up my interest in these things was quickly replaced by an obsession with boobs. Thanks to the work of […]

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