Calvin Clark

Survey Says: Millennials Masturbate More Than Everyone Else

February 24, 2019
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Reading surveys about masturbation is always an enlightening experience for me. Finding out the average person doesn’t masturbate daily is like spending the night at someone else’s house for the first time and discovering that they don’t use flushable adult wipes in the bathroom. It’s an equal mix between shame and just feeling bad for […]

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MTA To Allow Sex Toy Company To Advertise On NYC Subways

February 23, 2019
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New York is an amazing and overwhelming city because every block is packed with excellent stores, restaurants, and other businesses. There isn’t a horrible place to spend money in the Big Apple because anything less than spectacular would fail instantly. This combination of high population and economic density makes every visible surface in New York […]

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Survey Says: Regular Sex Important For People Older Than 65

February 22, 2019
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There are more people aged 65 or older in the world than ever before. This is especially true in places such as the United States where advances in medicine have increased the life expectancy of the average person. As a result of this aging population we are seeing an increase in television and movies that […]

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Woman Removes Her Own Breast Implants With DIY Surgery

February 21, 2019
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My sister is a wonderful human being and a bit of an amateur dermatologist. Her desire to rid the world of tiny blemishes was extended to me when she used her various tools, like an electric burning device, to remove a small skintag from my face. She isn’t squeamish at all. The smell of my […]

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Want More Orgasms? Blow Your Nose!

February 20, 2019
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Though I often pretend to be a woman in online video games to gain a strategic advantage or special treatment from sexist MMORPG guild leaders, it is my understanding that there are aspects to femininity I’ll never understand. Specifically, with regards to sex and/or being able to wear my underwear for two days in a […]

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New App Helps Music And Sex Stay In Sync

February 19, 2019
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There are a lot of different reasons to put music on during sex. In my personal experience the most common is to drown out the chaotic mix of moaning and clapping noises that occurs when two husky lovers engage in passionate love making. This is mostly for the sake of gaining privacy from any roommates […]

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Irish Couple Caught Having Passionate Sex On Stopped Train

February 18, 2019
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Trains are really fascinating though some people seem to be more enthralled with them than others. It’s not hard to see why. They’re big, loud, shiny, and several different purposes. Some people like them so much they will camp out at railways to see specific locomotives go by and even collect miniature models of their […]

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Hacker Changes Train Station Kiosk To Display Pornhub

February 17, 2019
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One of the most important features of a thriving metropolis is a clean, modern public transportation system. Politicians love to have an efficient and reliable means of transit to impress tourists and to make life easier for those who live or work in the city. That being said, waiting for a train or bus to […]

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Naked Man With Toy Stuck In Butt Wanders Gas Station For Help

February 16, 2019
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Anal play has a fairly negative stereotype for most men. Homophobia dictates that enjoying prostate stimulation is something only gay men do and is therefore frowned upon for heterosexuals. However, the fallacy of that argument is that it feels good regardless of your sexual orientation and what I do in the privacy of my home […]

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Russian Couple Caught Having Oral Sex In Court Room

February 15, 2019
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Procedural crime dramas are my favorite tv show genre and watching them makes me feel qualified to give legal advice to strangers on the internet. This fascination with the criminal justice system has and positive experiences with jury duty have instilled a strong respect for the court in me. Apparently the same can’t be said […]

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