Calvin Clark

The Cure For A Broken Heart? Casual Sex

September 24, 2017
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For divorced women struggling to mend the pieces of their broken hearts, casual sex might just be the answer. Though certainly not always the case, women tend to take these things the hardest while men try to dress and act like they’re 10 years younger to amusing consequences. According to love guru Janis Spindel of […]

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Scientists Calculate The Number Of Calories Burned Through Sex

September 23, 2017
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A group of Italian scientists have answered some of life’s most important questions, such as “how many calories do I burn when I masturbate?” Researches decided to calculate how many calories are burned through typical sexual activities in order to, well, for no reason really. They’re Italian, that’s their reason. Here are their findings: Making […]

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Women Likely To Have One Night Stands While On Vacation?

September 22, 2017
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MissTravel is a website that helps rich men find attractive women to travel with. These aren’t professional escorts but rather ordinary users are sign up at the website and post their personal info. It’s sort of like a dating website and travel agency merged together – a pretty ingenious idea. Though these women are agreeing […]

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Feeling Depressed? Take A Load

September 21, 2017
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According to a study, women who come into regular contact with semen are happier than those who do not. Sound like an article from a questionable porn magazine? Nope! It’s a topic actual scientists decided to tackle. The study appeared in a Scientific American article regarding the benefits of semen, including the properties of its […]

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Secret Bordello Takes Over Floor Of Budget Hotel

September 20, 2017
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The top floor of a Travelodge in Feltham, West London was being used almost exclusively by a ring of European hookers – up until some party poopers decided to do a little “investigative journalism.” The Sun discovered the advertisements for prostitution on an adult website. An undercover investigation was conducted by reporters, and once contacted […]

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Villagers Find Sex Toy In Forest, Assume It Is A Mystery Mushroom

September 19, 2017
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Earlier this month a Chinese news program ran a story about a mysterious plant that was discovered while digging a well. Biologists around the world were glued to their televisions; eager to catch a glimpse at was being described as a “mystery mushroom.” They then proceeded to laugh their asses off. The mushroom in question […]

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“Porno Boot Camp” Not As Awesome As It Sounds

September 18, 2017
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When I read that The Oxbow Academy was offering a porno “boot camp,” I immediately began packing my bags. At nearly $9,000 a month, one would expect to receive a vicious amount of pornography and A-list staff to help you on your journey. As I continued reading, however, I realized how foolish I was. Oxbow […]

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Drug Resistant Super Strain Of Gonorrhea Could Be Untreatable

September 17, 2017
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Ever wonder why hand sanitizers and bathroom cleaners claim to get rid of “99.9 percent” of germs? This is because bacteria are so simple that they can mutate rapidly, causing one out of one thousand bacteria to change in a way that makes it immune to the chemicals designed to kill it. This is true […]

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Woman Sues Internet Dating Partner Over STD, Wins $900k

September 16, 2017
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What was at first an invention so shut in nerds could meet up without having to comb Sweet Tart dust out of their neck beards, online dating has grown into one of the premiere ways for like-minded people to find one another. When I say like-minded people, I mean horny people of the same income […]

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Bronx Pizzeria Offers Blow Jobs, Calzones

September 15, 2017
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I’m a huge fan of one stop shopping. Any time I can kill two or more birds with one stone by going to a business that meets more of my needs, I’m going to make use of it. Businesses know this so you will often see specialty shops branch out to reach more customers. This […]

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