Azealia Banks Asks for Butthole Pics, Regrets it Immediately

by Alpha Harlot on October 1, 2018

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You know when you think you have a really awesome idea but then you go through the motions to make it a reality and realized you bit off more than you can chew? That’s what happened to Azealia Banks when she jumped onto Instagram and asked for butthole pictures.

Yup. That’s what she did.

Azealia has been working on her cosmetics line for years. Right now she’s trying to perfect her bussyboy cream that is supposed to lighten and tighten your butthole. The deal is that she’ll pick out five assholes that she feels like she could help, send them a three months supply of her cream, and the lucky models will provide pics as the process progresses.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned by being an amateur Internet pornographer, it’s that dudes who like buttplay love to show off their buttholes, even if you don’t ask for them. I imagine that it took seconds for her inbox to flood with filthy shots of the perviest of the pervy. Here’s a compilation that someone put together of her insta story:

Have you ever tried taking a picture of your butthole? It’s honestly super difficult. Getting the right angle, keeping your arm out of the way…I’m talking selfie level 10 difficulty. In order to get a sexy shot, you’ve got to arch your back and pray that your arms are long enough to make sure you’re not just taking a shot of your asscheek.

Go ahead, try it. I’ll wait.

After a few hours, Azealia realized that she had made an error. She took to her instagram story to tell men that they should stop sending her pics of cum coming out of their buttholes. Having goopy strands of thick, white jizz leaking out doesn’t help her cause at all. She needs to see how janky looking your balloon knot is in order to see if she wants to hook you up with the soap she’s created.

A few hours after that insta story, Azealia removed the original post from her instagram account. This is why we can’t have nice things, Peepz. Exhibitionists are awesome. Overzealous exhibitionists are hard to stop when they see an open door, especially if they are male? I feel like I have enough experience with the topic to make that claim.

Guys on the Internet are sometimes very, very predictable. I once asked twitter for a dick pic of a guy who had blonde pubes because I wanted to prove a point to one of my friends…and I got 200 pics in like a half hour. No blondes. My friends bought my drinks for the rest of the night.

If you’re interested in getting a three month supply of anal bleaching soap from Azealia, you can also buy your very own for $17 over on her website, CheapyXO. People on twitter are swearing by the stuff.

How do you Peepz feel about anal bleaching? Are you turned off by discolored buttholes or are you good with a little grey? Let me know in the comments below or hit me up (in public or private) on twitter.

Source: Azealia Banks Instagram

Image: Lena Paul in Buttsex Next to Bubby by Brazzers

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