Bed Making Leads to Better Sex

by Alpha Harlot on October 15, 2018

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I never made my bed before I was married. The only time my sheets got changed was after I fucked someone on them, and then I’d make my bed…but I was never the type of person that got up, stretched and tucked the flat sheet underneath my pillow while I fluffed my comforter out. It totally wasn’t my style.

Enter, my wife.

She was raised in a military household. Her father was in the army and they traveled all over the world when she was very young. In his house, beds were made and inspected every morning. It’s a habit she never broke.

When we moved in together, I didn’t have a day job. I was freelance writing full time so I really didn’t leave the house much. I’d wake up to walk the dog and then head straight for my computer to pound away at the keys for 9 or 10 hours. After the first week, she started getting pissed off.

“Why the fuck do you not make the bed?”

“What bed? Our bed? Seriously?”

“Yes! Make the fucking bed when you get out of it. I get home every night and the fucking bedroom looks terrible because the sheets are all over the place,”

“Ummm. Ok? I didn’t realize that was a thing.”

“Of course it’s a thing!”

“I mean, I don’t ever make my bed unless I have company coming over to fuck me on it, but I can totally do that if it’s something that bugs you.”

She didn’t realize other people didn’t have the rules that her father did. There would be no bouncing coins on the sheets in my home, that’s for sure.

Turns out that people who make their bed in the morning have better sex than people who don’t. The totally unscientific survey conducted by OnePoll and commissioned by Sleepopolis surveyed 2,000 Americans to see how morning habits can affect relationships.

From the article linked below:

People who make their bed
Morning person
Wakes up without an alarm
Has sex three times a week
Average nap is 43 minutes
Jobs are most likely in the health or technology fields
More likely to enjoy jazz music, watch episodes of “House Hunters” and romantic movies
Personality traits include adventurous, confident, sociable and high-maintenance
People who don’t make their bed
Night person
Snoozes alarm before getting up
Has sex twice a week
Average nap is 50 minutes
Job are most likely in the business or financial fields
More likely to enjoy rock music, watch episodes of “Seinfeld” and comedy movies
Personality traits include shy, moody, curious and sarcastic

I’m not sure that there’s that big of a difference between having sex two times a week and three times a week, but if making the bed in the morning keeps my wife happy, I’m all for it.

Do you Peepz make your bed when you get up? Let me know in the comments or head over to my twitter to have some private pillow talk.

Source: NY Post

Image: Brenna Sparks in Bunk Bed Bang

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