Behati Prinsloo Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Photoshoot

by Lola Byrd on October 28, 2014

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I can’t do it. As much as I’d like to look at Behati Prinsloo and see her as the sweet piece of ass she is, I can’t. All I can are Adam Levine’s cooties. She’s covered in them.

No, seriously. She is. As her husband, Adam has jizzed on every square inch of Behati’s body. Every. Square. Inch. Just covered in the Maroon 5 frontman’s jizz. It’s not like I’m a germaphobe or anything, but I don’t care how many showers she’s taken because all I see when I look at her are little douche soldiers.

Hopefully, most of you aren’t cursed with my ultra-violet eye sight. I’m like a superhero. A superhero whose power is to see people’s bodily emissions unless they’ve been wiped down with bleach, in which case, I see bleach streaks.

Behati Prinsloo hasn’t been wiped down with Javex. I can tell.

Go ahead, enjoy her tight little boho-hipster body and thigh gap. She’s a Victoria’s Secret model, she’s used to being leered at by weirdos. She digs the awkward, obviously. I mean, her husband used to one of those weirdos. Adam Levine has practically banged every single one of her coworkers.

I bet the Victoria’s Secret Christmas party is going to be awkward as all hell.

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Image: Behati Prinsloo in Victoria’s Secret

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