Boobs Are Nice But They Also Suck Sometimes

My boobs are big, but they aren’t huge. When I was trying to film actual porno movies (not just maintain my amateur porno pseudo-empire) I was actually told that they weren’t big enough to shoot BBW porno. Whatevs. They work for me…except that boob sweat is real and one of the most terrible parts of the hot weather.

Enter: The Ta-ta Towel!

This amazing invention came about because a woman by the name of Erin Robertson was getting ready for a date when her boob sweat got out of control. Her air conditioning was on the fritz and she couldn’t stop her body from overheating. The sweat was dripping down from under her tits to her belly and it was getting increasingly uncomfortable for her. As with all good inventions, she thought to herself, “There has to be a better way!”

The Ta-ta Towel is an amazing boob holster made out of terrycloth. It’s soft to the touch, just like a towel fresh out of your momma’s dryer is, but it is shaped like a U. You put one boob in one of the pockets, then the straight part goes around your neck, and then you cup the other boob on the other side.

Here’s a review of the Ta-ta Towel that was posted up on their website so you can get a visual description of what I’m talking about:

Amazing! Kind of sexy! Freeing! And most importantly, it works!

Honestly, the pervert in me is thinking, “I bet that you could grab the part of that contraption that goes around your neck and use it as a sex strap!” but that’s just me.

Getting ready for a hot night out can definitely be a drag sometimes, but the Ta-ta Towel makes it just a bit easier. I’ve purchased one on pre-sale for myself and I kinda can’t wait to get it in my hands and around my boobs. I feel like I’m not going to wear actual shirts inside my house the moment that it gets delivered.

Here’s a PornHub clip of some sex that starts with a towel that has gone missing…just to get you going.

Please check out the link below to purchase one for the boobs that you love. Believe me, they’ll thank you for it.

Source: Ta-ta Towel

Image: Sativa Rose in Oily Tits and Fuckable Feet by Brazzers