Britney Spears Is Weirdly Hot & Relevant While Working Out

by Lola Byrd on August 8, 2017

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Who knew? Did you know? I didn’t know that Britney Spears is a smoking hot MILF?! I still remember when Britney Spears appeared on the scene. People were crazy about her. Obviously, I was much too jaded and sophisticated to like anything so popular. I was probably still busy mourning the death of Kurt Kobain.

JK, I never liked Kurt Kobain. JK, he was alright I guess.

That said, I always thought the video for “I’m a Slave 4 U” was super freaking hot. Like, I’m gonna fap to this hot. Haha, I just watched it again on Youtube and it. did. not. age. well. The early 2000s had the worst fashion.

So bad.

Those pants, I want to invent a time machine so I can go back in the past and burn them to the ground.

Mostly, I’m just surprised that Britney Spears has endured. After temporarily losing custody to her kids to Kevin Federline (of all people) and shaving her head, I never thought she would recover.

She went nuts for a good reason. The freaking paparazzi wouldn’t leave her alone because people LOVE HER. That’s why she was able to make a comeback after that whole mess. People can’t get enough of the sweet dulcet tones of Britney Spears.

Also, she still looks freaking hot in a sports bra. It’s no wonder she looks so good, from what I hear Britney cut out the middle man and decided to date a personal trainer. We should all be so lucky.

Check out this video:

Via alrincon.com – Follow Lola Byrd on Twitter @misslolabyrd

  • I had a massive crush on her durning my puberty years. Also they last frame on that video is fantastic.

  • I used to work with this guy who was obsessed with Britney’s C-section scar. It was weird and it turned me off of Britney forever.

    • What, that’s a fetish I have never heard of! I thought I knew them all!

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