Car Sex Don’ts

by Alpha Harlot on August 19, 2015

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Road head can be lots of fun as long as you keep your eyes on the road. Distracted driving is a serious issue now, and I know that there’s nothing more distracting than getting your dick sucked, but if you’re going to fuck while you’re in a moving vehicle there are a few things that you may want to take into consideration.

First, don’t get into an accident.

Second, make sure that your fuck buddy doesn’t have the tendency to bite down if you accidentally ride over a pot hole.

Third, make sure you don’t get caught.

Getting caught while you’re fucking in a moving vehicle seems to be a pretty difficult thing to do, but a man from Reading, Pennsylvania (which is, incidentally known around my part of the world as Pennsylturkey) was caught having sex while driving twice.

And both arrests were just about 24 hours apart.

You’d think that after getting caught and arrested with his wang out at 5:53 A.M. on July 28th Jon F. Jackson would have tucked his peen back in his pants and learned his lesson.

Not this guy.

For him, car sex is a challenge and he is always more than happy to accept.

On July 29th, at 5:59 A.M. he was arrested again in the same situation.

The one time that I got caught by a cop while I was doing dirty things in public, I was so intimidated by the stiff warning that the officer gave me that, not only did I never bang there again, but I’d drive 5 miles out of the way just avoid going down the street at all.

Mr. Jackson must have been into the rush or something.

It takes a huge set of balls to be like, “I know I just got out of jail for fucking in my car, but let’s go fuck in my car. We won’t get caught, I swear! There are NEVER any cops around.”

I wonder who he was fucking and if they got in any trouble, because all the articles that I’m coming across only list Mr. Jackson as the person who got in trouble.

And if by chance he was jerking off and got caught twice in the same spot…he’s more of an idiot than I even imagined.

Here’s a clip of Madison Ivy getting soaking wet all over while she’s washing her car and waxing some cock.

Source: Lancaster Online

Image: Riley Reid in My Cop Sucking Wife by Brazzers

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