Casino Evacuated After Vibrating Cock Ring Mistaken For Bomb

by Calvin Clark on August 16, 2018

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Terrorism has existed in one form or another throughout most of human history. A person of unsound mental health will commit a horrendous act of violence against other people to spread fear and sadness because of some twisted agenda. It’s bullshit.

The most recent terrorist attacks are being heavily discussed on the news, and the threat of further violence has the whole world on edge. Security is has been elevated and law enforcement agencies are doing everything they can to make people feel safer. This includes taking even the smallest of potential threats very seriously.

When an employee at a German Casino heard strange mechanical noises coming from a trashcan in a restroom, she didn’t hesitate to call the police. Almost immediately they had 90 people throughout the gambling hall safely evacuated and traffic in the surrounding streets blocked off.

After a bomb squad deemed the situation safe for civilians, they entered the bathroom to investigate the source of the mechanical buzzing. That’s when they found out it was just some dude’s discarded but still operational vibrating cock ring.

Better safe than sorry, I suppose.

Personally I had never heard of mechanical cock rings but they’re everything you can imagine- small ring-shaped devices with a vibrating mechanism designed to jiggle one’s penis. The sex toy can be used in any way the user sees fit, whether it is to enhance sexual intercourse or take the sting off losing your ass at the slot machines.

This isn’t the first time a cautious employee confused a sex toy for a bomb. Many moons ago we read about a Russian post office employee who called an anti-terrorism squad after identifying a buzzing package. After a quick investigation it was determined that the noise wasn’t coming from a bomb, but a “weapon of ass destruction” that had somehow activated during shipping.

In this recent case, authorities went on record as saying they weren’t sure how the device ended up in the trashcan of a restroom- though we can probably assume they were using it to masturbate in public while gambling. Rather than walk around the rest of the day with a dirty cock ring in their pocket, they tossed it in the trash after cleaning up.

Despite all the trouble it caused, police were relived it wasn’t part of some malicious act.

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