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Fap Along With Harlot: Reality Kings

September 15, 2018
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Peepz! It is my favorite time of the week…masturbation time! This time around, I have pulled together a list of five Reality Kings clips for us to enjoy just because I’ve been hooked on them for the last day or so. I’ve honestly been enjoying these clips so much that I had to get extra […]

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I Like The Idea, But The Branding Needs Work

September 14, 2018
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Finger Bang at the Chiropractor’s Office

September 12, 2018
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My back is all sorts of fucked up. It’s not because I’m slowly climbing my way into Cougar territory…well, I mean…it probably is, but I do entirely too much sitting at my day job. I guess it’s better than all of the masturbating that I did at my last day job. No. Wait. That’s a […]

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Public Sex OK in Guadalajara

September 11, 2018
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If I have anything to say about it, my wife and I will be vacationing in Guadalajara, Mexico next. A place where you can fuck in public without fearing arrest? I mean, come on. That basically has my name all over it. There’s a new law on the books that says it’s cool to get […]

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Bonnie Rotten’s Cumback Dropped and I’m Psyched

September 10, 2018
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I’ve been excited about this moment for months, Peepz. Bonnie Rotten is back with an exclusive Brazzers contract and she’s about to plow her way through a year’s worth of content. When I saw that Brazzers had finally dropped a trailer, I had to leave my desk at work and head to the bathroom with […]

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Pole Dancing Your Way to an Education

September 9, 2018
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I’ve taken a few pole dancing lessons. It’s a really good workout and, as long as you don’t mind making a fool of yourself and possibly hitting your head, it was totally a blast. I was absolutely terrible at it, but laughing with my partner makes every experience an enjoyable one. Pole dancing is fucking […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Beautiful Brits

September 8, 2018
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Hello Peepz! My twitter DM’s have been fairly active lately and I love it. There are so many of you with completely perverse ideas for Fap Alongs so I’m slowly making my way through them. One of you noticed that I had somehow neglected to put together a list of British babes getting fucked so […]

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Have You Met My Partner?

September 7, 2018
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Toronto To Get North America’s First Sex Doll Brothel

September 6, 2018
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As someone who has masturbated using all manner of techniques and sex toys, full size silicone dolls really intrigue me. The high cost of ownership however quickly drenches the fires of my curiosity. Plus, how would you even store something like that when you aren’t using it? Whenever I travel for a couple of days […]

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Man Gets Finger Stuck In Vending Machine Reaching For Sex Toy

September 5, 2018
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One of the hallmark disappointments of my youth was opening a box of cereal only to find the promised toy inside was missing. Before the advent of advanced quality assurance robots, it wasn’t uncommon for them to leave the factory without one. Being the youngest also lessened my chances of getting first crack at that […]

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