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Judge Orders Return Of $20,000 Illegally Seized From Stripper

July 22, 2018
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Under America’s various asset forfeiture laws, police can legally keep any money they seize from criminals they put under arrest for doing criminal things. It’s kind of a finders-keepers system that is supposed to deter drug dealers from, well, dealing drugs. Unfortunately, these laws are often abused by less ethical police officers to harass law-abiding […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Quintessential Summer Porno

July 21, 2018
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The New Jersey summer is hot this year. I’m admittedly more of a fall/spring type of gal. I’d rather wear hoodies and skull caps than short shorts and tube tops. My memory is pretty much shit, but I don’t really think it was as hot as it is now last year. I needed a little […]

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Only Thirty-Three Percent?

July 20, 2018
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Kinder Eggs Are Dangerous

July 19, 2018
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My wife and I don’t have a proposal story. We have like twenty proposal stories because we realized that when you get engaged, people tend to buy you free food and drinks. When we actually got engaged, we decided that we wanted to get married during a regular old conversation and then went to the […]

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Do You Read Erotica?

July 17, 2018
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One of the drawbacks to being surrounded by porno for 85% of the time that I’m awake is that I’ve gotten lazy with getting turned on. In my early 20s, I would print out super hot lesbian erotica stories on my printer at work and sneak them home in my purse. Watching porno wasn’t my […]

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Samsung Phones May Be Randomly Sending Your Nudes

July 16, 2018
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I’ve recently returned to the world of internet dating and things are a lot different than they were just a few years ago. Being in your 30s on the internet in 2018 is like being a Baby Boomer in a 90s teen movie. Everything is faster now, I don’t understand any of the references people […]

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Will Smith Has Had Enough Sex, I Haven’t

July 15, 2018
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I can’t seem to get enough of the Smith family lately. A few weeks ago, I wrote about Jada Pinkett Smith and her refreshingly open dialogue regarding sex. Now Will Smith is talking about how he’s had all the sex he ever wanted. I don’t think that’s even possible. He’s got a new song called […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Steamy Steampunk and Cosplay

July 14, 2018
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This Fap Along is going to be slightly all over the place. My original idea was to pull PornHub clips that were 100% steampunk. I wanted clocks, gears, corsets and cocks. What I ended up with was the realization that not enough good steampunk porn yet exists. GET ON THAT SHIT ADULT ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY!! So […]

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This Sexpert Clearly Has Never Been To Arizona In June

July 13, 2018
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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GQ is Telling Peepz to Have Beach Sex

July 11, 2018
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Sometimes fantasies are better than the reality. I think that’s the case most times, actually. You daydream about banging in public with someone ultra attractive. Then you find someone who is willing to fuck in a back alley and it ends up this awkward exchange of thrusts. I’m not telling you not to fantasize…Fucking do […]

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