Coco’s Ass Takes Over Instagram!

by Lola Byrd on January 22, 2014

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Coco, she’s all over the place, but I realized today that the only thing I knew about her is dat ass and the fact that she’s married to Ice-T. So in an effort to maintain some kind of journalistic integrity (bahahahahahahahaha), I moseyed on over to Wikipedia to find out what this lovely lady is about.

I learned several things, including but not limited to the fact that “Internet Personality” is a legit career these days. And most important fact of all, did you know she’s only 5 feet 2 inches tall?! For some reason I would have put her close to 6 feet. With those boobs and that ass, you’d think she’d have Godzilla height.

I’m almost tempted to be super lazy and just copy and paste the whole damn wiki entry, but I feel like that might get me fired. Don’t get me wrong, I’m pretty much QUEEN (self-appointed) here since Bucky moved on to greener pastures, but I still have to answer to some Peepz; a fact I try my best to ignore.

Did y’all know that Coco’s name is really Nicole and the reason everyone started calling her Coco is because her baby sister had a hard time pronouncing her name: it went from Cole-Cole to Co-Co and thus Coco Austin was born. Speaking of Coco Austin (which I’ve been doing this whole time if you’ve been paying attention), she started modeling and entering swimsuit competitions at the tender age of 14, which I personally find a little young.

By the time Coco was 18 years-old she won she won the 1998 Miss Ujena contest in Mexico, which (probably) helped her get a job with Playboy when she was 22 years-old serving drinks and working their events and parties and whatnot. During that time she appeared in a few low-budget R-rated films: Southwest Babes (2001), Desert Rose (2002), and The Dirty Monks (2004).

Can someone track does down?! I tried PornHub, but sadly I could not find any clips from the early days.

These days everyone knows Coco what with the million different reality TV shows she’s been on, dat ass, and her marriage to Ice-T. Speaking of Ice-T have you ever seen this meme?

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It’s cracks me up each and every time.

You probably think that Coco is plastic surgeon made from top to bottom, but that is not true. Coco admits to have fake boobs (duh, someone from Space could have figured that one out), but she maintain that her butt is all real. She even appeared on the TV show The Doctors where she underwent an ultrasound to prove that dat ass is all hers. Unless the docs on The Doctors are full of shit and accept bridbes we’ll have to accept the natural glory that is Coco Austin’s ass.

Behold Coco’s ass. It looks strong enough to rip that pole right out of the floor:

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Via drunkenstepfather.com by @misslolabyrd

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