Comicbook Writer Spills Secrets At Strip Club? & Spider-Man Porn!!

by Calvin Clark on August 11, 2017

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At one point in my life, I used to enjoy reading and collecting comic books. As I grew up, the hobby became a lot more expensive and time consuming than I could handle so I gradually quit caring about them. Thanks to a recent string of really impressive super hero movies, I do find myself occasionally checking out recommended storylines or maybe taking a glance at Wikipedia for the latest happenings. When it boils down to it – I don’t care about the books themselves, all I really care about are spoilers.

Maybe I should be hanging out at strip clubs?

An unnamed writer at Marvel comics got really drunk and spilled the juicy details on a bunch of upcoming Spider-Man comic books.

Somebody within earshot must have been enough of a fan to realize the importance of this leak because it quickly became a hot topic in the community. Seeing as this kind of thing could get a person fired, not a lot of legitimate news sources are willing to divulge the name of the writer. However, should you Google “strip club drunk comic book spoilers” and do a little bit of internet detective work, you could probably find out within a few minutes.

Strip clubs have the magical power to make people make bad decisions. Outside of strip clubs I’m a responsible, respectful man who avoids cat calling and being a dick. Inside of strip clubs I get hammered and gawk at boobs like a cartoon wolf from the 1930s. If I walked around carrying some kind of gnarly insider secret I, like most people, would probably blurt it out within five minutes of walking into a strip club. I don’t think the higher powers at Marvel comics should come down on this mysterious, hard partying writer too hard.

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