Company Introduces Star Wars Themed Sex Toys

by Calvin Clark on November 22, 2018

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Ever since the first Star Wars movie came out in 1977, the franchise has been almost entirely about selling children’s toys to adults. Years later people are still shelling out major cash for Jedis and Stormtroopers that will never see the outside of their packaging.

That’s an impressive feat and a testament to the franchise’s longevity. However, one can only imagine how much better they would be doing if they recognized their true demographic and sold actual Star Wars adult toys.

While there may be a brave few out there who stuck their wookie where the sun doesn’t shine, Lucasfilm (and now Disney) has never sold an actual sex toy. Looking to capitalize on this untapped market, an Australian company called Geeky Sex Toys created a line of erotic toys called Star Toys.

Though copyright law prevents them from giving them explicit Star Was themed names, the iconic image of a neon colored phallus coming out of a metallic saber hilt lets consumers know that “orgasms they will have.”

Some would argue that after the release of The Phantom Menace featuring a female member of Yoda’s species, any green Fleshlight would technically be the first Star Wars sex toy. However, this is kind of a niche product that only services a small portion of the sex toy consuming demographic.

Geeky Sex Toy’s line features a wide range of products that cater to every consumer. In addition to light saber dildos there are personal massagers that look like Darth Vader, butt plugs that resemble C3P0, and a Death Star shaped ball gag.

There’s pretty much something for anyone who wants to masturbate while watching their favorite Star Wars movie. I’m perfectly happy with my 5-year-old Fleshlight that after years of use already looks like a Predator’s mouth. That’s all the sci-fi sex toy I need.

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