Cops Pull “Pranks” with Big Blue Dildo

by Alpha Harlot on October 21, 2018

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When you’re joking around with your work friends, it’s probably not a good idea to break out the dildos and wave them around. I mean, if I did that in any of my offices, I’d be canned in 10 seconds flat. Not everyone in the world can be as sexually open as we are, Peepz…and that’s OK.

You’ve got to know your audience when dick jokes are involved.

Co-workers are usually not that audience, especially when you’re actually in work.

Six plaintiffs, all police officers in Mountainside, New Jersey, were named in a sexual harassment lawsuit. They have been accused of misconduct that stretches as far back as 1998, which is when I graduated from high school. Twenty years is a long fucking time to put up with some inappropriate bullshit that’s happening at your job. The chief who was in charge during most of the harassment retired over the summer and now all of a sudden things are moving through the courts.

I get that dildos are funny, Peepz. I’ve slapped my wife in the butt with a huge cock on more than one occasion. One of my Canadian friends crocheted me a dick a few years ago and it’s faithfully sitting on the top of my bookshelf in our bedroom. I love a hilarious dick joke…but if my co-worker came by my desk flapping a Doc Johnson Stryker in my face I’d punch him in the balls and then call HR. I’m a friendly perv in all the right places…but don’t fuck with me when I’m doing the 9-5.

There’s a time and a place, my Peepz.

Maybe I’m extra salty with this particular story because I’m not a fan of the police…but it’s a fucked up working environment if you are in the vanilla world and a massive dildo named, “Big Blue,” keeps making an appearance, even if it’s supposed to be a joke.

Am I overreacting? What would you do if the person who sits next to you started leaving a dildo suction cupped to their desk? Let me know in the comments below, or slide into my DMs on on twitter.

Source: NJ.com

Image: Good Cop Bad Girl by Brazzers

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