Cum Perfume

by Alpha Harlot on April 2, 2019

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Have you ever wanted to smell like sex?  That guttural, primal, sloppy smell that makes your clothes fall off while your genitals are getting ready for some action?  Sometimes I miss the way it smells to have sex with a man, because fucking a woman and fucking a man do not smell the same way.  

In their perfume named Secretions Magnifiques, Paris fragrance house Etat Libre d’Orange has taken the smell of sex and bottled it up so that whenever you have a craving, you can smell just like sex. I mean, their address in Paris is 69, rue des Archives which basically means that when they were searching for their storefront, they had their tongue tucked firmly into their cheeks.  

I totally get that Paris is posh and sexy, but I love thinking about the naughtier, more dirty side of things.  The creator of Secretions Magnifiques, Etienne de Swardt says that he designed the perfume to smell like, “Blood, sweat, semen and saliva.”

Those are definitely a few of my favorite things.  Fuck raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

I never wear any makeup at all, but I am always wearing perfume.  I love the idea of a stranger walking past me, catching a whiff of my hair and turning back around to do a double take and ask me what I’m wearing.  You’ve got to wonder how many people are interested in smelling like straight up sex though.

How would you Peepz feel about smelling like straight up raw and filthy sex?  Would you wear that perfume or do you think it’s more of a novelty?

Let me know in the comments below or hit me up on twitter with your favorite scents.  

In the meantime, here’s a clip of a panty sniffing pervert to keep your interest piqued.

Source:  Etat Libre d’Orange and Vice

Image: Selena in Freaky Perfume by Reality Kings

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