Dreams Do Come True, Courtney Stodden’s Sex Tape Is Out!!!

by Lola Byrd on May 16, 2015

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My God, that was fast. One minute we’re talking about Vivid offering Courtney Stodden a million dollars for a solo sex tape and the next minute (err, actually, two weeks) it’s already available for our viewing pleasure.

I haven’t watched the whole thing, yet, because who has that kind of time, but so far I can tell you that it’s pretty much what you imagined it would be. There’s a lot of prancing around in lingerie and there’s a lot of big ol’ fake boobs being squished together.

Remember this GIF from when Courtney and Doug did a stint on ABC news:

Face

Sexy.

Well, she still manages to do weird things with her lips. I know she’s not sixteen anymore, I mean, at 20 years old she’s practically too old for porn now, but she still looks like a little kid who is playing dress up, you know, the clothes don’t fit right, the makeup is a little crazy, and she’s doing all the moves she thinks people do when they’re sexing it up, but it doesn’t quite feel right.

She does a lot of hair flipping, so much so that at one point I was concerned about her neck, and when she’s in the bubble bath I think blowing on the bubbles once would have sufficed, but no she cups a bunch of bubbles in her hands, puckers her lips, and blows several times, like it’s the sexiest move on the planet as opposed to something you do when you’re six years old and you’re talking a bubble bath for the first time.

The thing with the ice cream cone, though, I gotta give her props for that. SPRINKLE TITS FOREVER!

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