Elsa Hosk’s Freckles Are Giving Me A Boner

by Lola Byrd on September 12, 2017

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I LOVED Elsa Hosk when she was an up and coming nude model, but then she joined the ranks of Victoria’s Secret and in an odd turn of events started wearing more clothes. Strange for a lingerie model. That’s why I was so damn happy to see her go back to her roots for this campaign for District Vision.

It’s a nude and freckled Elsa Hosk in all her glory.

Apparently, this photoshoot is for a company that sells sunglasses for runners. Oh, and some yoga gear as well. I didn’t know this but there’s a whole crew of people who do yoga and then go running. I don’t know, seems like a lot of work to me. I hope they all do it in the nude.

I wish they hadn’t put that god awful “Ashwagandha Crew” logo across Elsa’s nude body. That mid-stride picture is pretty stunning, but all the best bits are covered. Bummer.

Speaking of bummers, this morning I woke up convinced I had an orgasm with just the power of my mind. I was so excited, I thought I had unlocked some unknown orgasm power, but it turns out it was just a dream. Maybe I did have an orgasm while dreaming? It’s hard to tell. There was no telltale sign of wetness.

When the last time any of you Peepz had a wet dream?

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