Emily Ratajkowski Is Tit-tacular On The Cover Of GQ!

I finally did it. After all this time, I can finally spell Emily Ratajkowski’s name without the help of my little friend Google. Remember when we had to use dictionaries? We were such suckers. Not that Emily Ratajkowski’s name would be in the dictionary. Pretty sure having a great pair of tits isn’t good enough reason to make into the dictionary.

Also, pretty sure you’d need to look her up in an encyclopedia since they don’t put proper nouns in dictionaries. Or something like that. That has always confused me. Probably because french dictionaries have a special section for proper nouns, you know, if you wanted to look up the population of Brazil.

Speaking of Brazil, I did a school report on Brazil when I was in the 7th grade. Pro tip, do not use yellow highlighter in your father’s encyclopedia. He will not be impressed, especially if all you did was basically underline the entire section on Brazil. That is not efficient highlighting. Not at all.

Emily Ratajkowski is not from Brazil. The American model is a mix of Polish, Irish, and German. Keep that in mind future geneticists of the world, if you want to engineer a great looking woman you don’t want to forget this particular blend.*

Right, so now that I’ve gotten talk of dictionaries, encyclopedias, and Brazil out of the way let’s move on to why were here. Men’s magazine GQ has named Emily Ratajkowski “Bombshell of the Summer.” You can catch her on the cover of the July 2014 issue wearing sand, oil, and a well placed lei.

*Was that offensive? I feel like that might have been offensive. Suck it. Leaving it in anyways.

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  • Robonino123

    Fun Fact: I have read several dictionaries and at least 2 entire volumes of encyclopedias cover to cover.

    Does GQ stand for something? I’m going with Great Quesilida until I hear otherwise.

    Finally, I think Emily Ratajkowski looks better outside of photoshoots and I don’t know why.

    • She has a great body, but she isn’t necessarily a great model. She’s always kind of making the same face with slightly open lips kind of puckered out. Maybe?

      • Robonino123

        It might be that she’s always making that same look. It might be the makeup. She always looks just more vibrant in more candid photos

    • Dino

      Gentleman’s Quarterly, which lost all significance when it’s publication rate switched from quarterly to monthly. I guess GM smelled too much like motor oil?

      And I nominate your opinion to the status of fact: Emily Rajkowski looks better outside of the photoshoots.

    • Nacarasu13

      I agree. She most definitely looks better outside of photshoots.

  • BDY

    nomnomnom

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