Emily Ratajkowski Is Still Around & Kicking – Underboob!

by Lola Byrd on June 16, 2015

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The thing that is happening with the hair in these pictures is really weird and not at all flattery, but no one ever said fashion had to be flattering, it just has to show enough skin to keep dudes interested and to keep ladies feeling insecure. That’s how the money is made.

“First you get the sugar money.

Then you get the power.

Then you get the women!”

Tony Montana knew it, Homer Simpson knew it, and- Oups, actually in this case it would be: “First you get the women, then you get the money, then you get the power.” Doesn’t take make more sense? I don’t know, I don’t have money, power, women, or Emily Ratajkowski.

Apparently, I’m shit out of luck. Emily isn’t out of luck, however, she keeps getting modelling contracts even though I feel like people in general are a lot less excited about her as they were when she first appeared on the scene. A nice pair of boobs will only get you so far.

At least, that’s what my mama told me. That’s why I picked up a trade and learned to write about boobies for a living. That way I can capitalize on everyone’s fifteen minutes of fame thereby stretching my fame into infinity and beyond. Ah yes, that’s the ticket.

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Image: Emily Ratajkoswki photographed by Yu Tsai

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