Fap Along with Harlot: Lana Rhoades

by Alpha Harlot on March 2, 2019

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I had a conversation with my brother-in-law about porno over the weekend. He was asking about the hottest pornstars of the moment over a game of Exploding Kittens. Instead of speculating about who was actually on top, I went straight to the source and opened up the PornHub app on my phone.

At the moment we were having the conversation, Lana Rhoades had the number one ranking on the site. He had never heard of her before so we started flipping through clips. Then my sister came into the room and was like, “What in the fuck are you guys doing?” and I realized that it probably wasn’t normal for me to be sitting around with my wife and my brother-in-law watching clips.

ANYWAY…

Here are my top 5 Lana Rhoades clip. Pull down your pants and let’s start fapping!

There’s really no wrong way to start this out…so let’s jump right into a Lana Rhoades threesome for TUSHY. She wraps her lips around a married guy’s cock and shares his splooge with the Mrs.

Violet Starr shares the spotlight with Lana in this next clip. My favorite part is when Lana puts her heel on the back of Violet’s head and pushes her face right into her pussy. It’s sexy as fuck.

If you piss on the toilet seat in Lana’s house, you end up fucking her. I mean…if that’s not a strong porno premise I don’t know what is.

I have zero regrets about selecting this clip strictly based on the thumbnail. I loves me some Roger Rabbit looking porno stills. Also, dicks in the face…I really miss dicks in my face.

A little impromptu skinny dipping session leads to fantasy fuck fest that begins in the water and ends in bed. Her pink pussy and tightly groomed muff give her co-star plenty of inspiration.

That’s all for this week, Peepz. If you’d like a Fap Along of your very own, hit me up in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter.

Image: Lana Rhoades in Stealing Her Phone by Reality Kings

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