Fap Along With Harlot: Suds Up, Get Soaked and Horny

My wife is confused at how I can be turned on by the most un-sexy situations. A pipe burst in my kitchen sink last week and as we were scrambling to grab towels and figure out what the fuck to do, I say, “Doesn’t this seem like a porno scenario?”

She didn’t agree with me. She thought that cleaning our kitchen floor while water shot all over the place was as far from a porno scenario as you can get. Once everything settled down and we were all cleaned up and laying in bed, she admitted that I did look kind of sexy with my shirt soaked through.

Water amplifies the sexiness by making clothes cling and genitals wet to the touch. For the next few weeks, I’m going to put together a few Fap Along lists that involve water in all it’s hotness.

We’re going to start off at the car wash, because who doesn’t love a squeaky clean vehicle surrounded by soaped up titties? If you’re driving through, it’s the perfect time for a super quick, minute long, jerk off session. If you’re getting a hand wash by porn stars, then it’s nothing but a fantasy come true.

You Peepz ready to get dirty? Let’s fap!

Two sexy blonde babes in bikini bottoms make easy work of cleaning up this huge Silverado. It only takes a kiss or two before they’re ready to head inside and get to the good stuff.

A German hitchhiker gets picked up on the streets and driven to a car wash. Once the couple are inside, they take a few moments to get more intimate with tons of oral and plenty of fucking.

Kianna Dior and Kiara Mia get into a fight over a little bit of water play. Name calling leads to Kianna getting bent over the hood of a car…and that, of course leads to pussy eating. I love porn.

Going through a car wash alone is the perfect time to spread your cunt lips and get your fingers wet with pussy juice. This kinky babe peels up her orange sundress to reveal a pussy shaved to the skin. When she pulls out her solid gold dildo, all bets are off and she’s about to soak the interior.

The Cougar Sex club is always on the prowl for young studs. In this video, they’re decided to prey on the guy who is going to wash their cars. He comes inside for his lunch break and all three MILFs pounce on the unsuspecting laborer.

That’s all for this week Peepz! I hope your undies are as messy as mine are! I’ll see you next week for some more sloppy, wet fun.

Image: Harlow Harrison in Car Wash Coochie by Brazzers