FEMA Accidentally Tweets Phone Sex Hotline After Irma

by RICK RODAY on October 2, 2017

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This Fall has been brutal season for those who live near the Atlantic Ocean. Several Hurricanes including Irma, Harvey, and Jose have battered cities across several nations causing billions of dollars in damage and claiming the lives of hundreds of people. These disasters are certainly nothing to joke about and we wish those affected our absolute best in getting their lives back on track.

That being said, funny things sometimes happen during drastic times and I think it’s only fair we talk about it.

When FEMA tweeted a phone number in the wake of hurricane Irma that Floridians could contact if their roof was damaged, many people quickly made the call. Due to a slight gaffe, however, those distressed callers didn’t exactly get the kind of comfort they were hoping for.

Instead of directing people to call “1-888-ROOF-BLU,” FEMA tweeted “1-800-ROOF-BLU” which is apparently a phone sex hotline. Oops!

Though the error was quickly corrected a few callers did manage to call the erroneous number. Instead of finding out how they could get their roofed fixed, they were told they sound cute by a flirtatious woman who just got out of the shower. During a tragedy I supposed it never hurts to listen to a friendly voice- a sexy, friendly voice would be even better.

Hopefully no Irma victims incurred any ludicrous charges because masturbating to phone sex certainly isn’t cheap. Although if that sexual energy did help someone cope with the disaster it may have been money well spent. Sometimes a little sexual healing is exactly what’s needed.

When Hurricane Sandy left a huge portion of the Northeast United States flooded and without power, a distinctly noticeable trend occurred 9 months later. After Sandy left 2 million people without power for weeks, several couples decided to fuck their sorrows away resulting in a baby boom. These “Sandy babies” accounted for a nearly 34% increase in births the following year. That’s a lot of hurricane lovin’!

At any rate, FEMA did the only respectable course of action which was acting like nothing ever happened. The tweet was corrected, everyone had a nice laugh and FEMA went back to doing their best to help people in need.

Via miamiherald.com

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