Florida Retirees Busted Having Kinky Outdoor Sex

by Calvin Clark on December 19, 2017

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Despite being billed as “Florida’s Friendliest Retirement Hometown,” The Villages in Sumter County is pretty strict about what its residents can do for entertainment. The gated community is designed for people who are 55-and-older to live out their golden years without having to worry about loud music, rowdy parties, or really hot public sex. Hmm!

Police were called in to investigate a number of complaints about a suspicious couple seen running around at about 10:30 PM. When they tracked down the pair on top of a stage located in a public square, they caught 68-year-old Margaret Ann Klemm and 49-year-old David Bobilya in the middle of a hot, wrinkly romp. Oh behave!

According to official police reports, police found Klemm pantless with her shirt pulled down while Bobilya had his pants and underwear around his ankles. The couple was also extremely drunk but complied with police orders to quit screwing around and put their clothes back on.

They were promptly arrested and charged with indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.

Klemm and Bobilya spent the night in jail, and were hopefully held in separate cells. Apparently there isn’t much that can keep these two off of each other and it would be a shame if they racked up more charges while in custody.

After posting bail they were released and will face a judge later next month. Realistically they will probably recieve a slap on the wrist since we’re talking about Florida after all. Younger people probably get away with fucking outside all the time, the only mistake these two made was doing it in a retirement village surrounded by grumpy, jealous busybodies.

Maybe it’s time for sexually active baby boomers to have their own retirement communities that are more welcoming of sexual freedom. A quick tour of the mature sections on Pornhub would indicate that more people in their 60s and 70s are swinging or having casual sex, and a place for such individuals to call their own might be a welcomed alternative to a traditional retirement village.

Not going to lie- I’m kind of turned on by the thought of this. I think I’ll go watch some Golden Girls now.

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