Genevieve Morton Does A Nude Calendar & It’s Amazeballs!

by Lola Byrd on December 28, 2016

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I know, I know, I’m a hypocrite. Just the other day I was getting on Kylie Jenner‘s case for doing a calendar, because who the fuck does calendars anymore? And who the fuck cares? Nobody, I said. Nobody. Well, that is until I saw Genevieve Morton’s calendar, because if Genevieve does a calendar then calendars are suddenly A-Okay again.

Calendars are cool. The Doctor agrees.

Yup, calendars are totally cool and totally necessary in our lives even though 99% of the population is hooked up to some kind of digital device AT ALL TIMES that has all the calendar information anyone could possibly ever need. Ever. Also there’s the sun and the moon and the stars, they’re a neat way to keep track of things. You can also write on walls to remember important appointments or tell your mom to call you in the morning so you don’t forget your dentist appointment.

Personally, I like to go the mom route, because catering to my every need makes her happy and I like making people happy.

Genevieve Morton makes me happy. Genevieve Morton’s calendar makes me freakin’ ecstatic. I don’t know if Genevieve’s mom is happy, but I hope she is. I would ask Genevieve’s mom to call me in the morning if it would help make her happier. Not everyone has a daughter as thoughtful as me.

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  • Zach Becvar

    I don’t think I’ve ever bought a calendar that I’ve actually used. This makes me want to get one.

    • I used to always have one. It was useful to quickly write appointments down and keep track of certain activities.

      • Zach Becvar

        The last one i bought was purchased solely as a money saver. Spending $10 on a calendar on top of some other stuff I was ordering got me some stuff for free.

  • dash56

    Sorry for the sass, sometimes I can’t help myself.

  • Sat here for a bit thinking “this calendar sucks. It doesn’t even have any dates on it and stuff.” Then I remembered how calendars work and there’s probably another page under the pictures withe the dates and stuff.

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