“Ghost In The Shell” Trailer Has A Lot Of Naked Cyborg ScarJo

by Lola Byrd on November 25, 2016

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Okay, I’m gonna admit it. The trailer for Ghost In The Shell looks pretty amazing and Scarlett Johansson looks kickass. Sure, the whitewashing hella bothers me. I mean if you’re going to change the race of the main character why not change the setting as well? Clearly, it’s set in Japan circa 2029 and unless there’s a third world war where all the white people invade Japan it’s all a little misleading.

Okay, now that the trailer high has ebbed a little, all I can see it the whitewashing. The only Japenese people in the movie are extras.

Also, what the hell is up with ScarJo’s costume? Is she naked? Is that a beige onesie? What is happening with that outfit? I need an answer and I want it now, dammit!


Seriously, what is that? Too bad Scarlett Johansson can’t spend the whole movie naked on an operating slab. I could watch that for a couple hours without complaint. Sure, it would probably drag on after a while, but I’ve been known to find entertainment watching paint dry.*


It’s been a while since I’ve seen the original animated Ghost in the Shell and I never read the mangas, so the story is a little foggy in my head, so I can’t tell you how faithfull it is to the original, you know, besides the whole changing the race of the main character, WHICH IS A BIG DEAL, but this is android ScarJo boobies, so it was my duty as a fellow perv to post this trailer.

Check out the trailer:

*It changes color, it’s fascinating!

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  • Zach Becvar

    If nothing else, we’ll always have Under the Skin.

    • True! I still haven’t seen that movie, though. There are just too many things to watch!

  • dash56

    From the trailer it looks like they’re doing a mashup of the 90s movie and the SAC series. So far it looks like a lot of care went into it looking like the original but with little substance. Maybe someday they’ll get it together and finally make a good anime adaptation.

    • It looks that way for now, but we can only tell by looking at it!

      • dash56

        True true

  • ScarJo is overrated

    • Gasp.

      • It’s true

        • Blasphemy.

          • I think her 12 packs a day voice might be a turn off to me.

          • I like her voice, but she hasn’t wowed me in an acting performance in a long time.

          • I watched Avengers and Captain America: Winter Soldier over the weekend and was not impressed.

          • She’s not exactly given stellar material to work with in those films. She’s basically the love interest/eye candy.

          • When is she not in a movie just as eye candy though?

          • Meh.

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