Someone Uses Government Website As Personal Porn Storage?

by Calvin Clark on October 5, 2017

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My great grandmother survived the Great Depression and it changed the way she lived her life. Despite living in more prosperous times she refused to deal with banks or credit companies and hoarded cash and supplies in her house. She was always prepared for darker days.

This is kind of how people my age are with porn.

Today people can instantly pull up whatever kind of porn they want on Pornhub. They know nothing of the misery and skill required to masturbate using a 2400 baud modem or having to become aroused while looking at an 8bit picture of a vagina.

On the other hand, I remember risking my life to download a low quality fuck flick on a dial up connection. Memories of these dark ages cause me to stash porn wherever I can so I never have to wait an hour to masturbate ever again.

According to this story about someone using an unsecured government website as porn storage, I’m not alone.

Someone managed to use the Ohio Department of Natural Resources website as their own personal porn storage using a pretty minimal set of computer skills. That’s a more elegant solution than the DVD of vintage Bang Bus samples lovingly edited into a single movie that I have taped to the back of my desk drawer.

The website includes an FTP site that allows companies to transfer large data files for important business reasons. This site does not require a login or password meaning any schmuck could use it to stash his or her porn on the government’s server.

ODNR Spokeswoman Eileen Corson told local news outlets that this wasn’t considered a security breach since no actual hacking occurred. Someone simply found the protocol and used it as their personal cloud storage. Shit happens!

Since being notified of the porn on their servers, the department has taken all unofficial content down and restricted access to their FTP site. We can only hope the person responsible has another porn stash.

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