GQ is Telling Peepz to Have Beach Sex

by Alpha Harlot on July 11, 2018

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Sometimes fantasies are better than the reality. I think that’s the case most times, actually. You daydream about banging in public with someone ultra attractive. Then you find someone who is willing to fuck in a back alley and it ends up this awkward exchange of thrusts.

I’m not telling you not to fantasize…Fucking do it! That’s where the best ideas come from.

All I’m saying is that, when it comes to sexual fantasies, you should probably leave a little bit of wiggle room so that you can accommodate for errors while you’re trying to work things out. Don’t shoot for perfection, shoot for reality.

A big bucket list sex spot is banging under the boardwalk or just out in the open in the sand.

I have issues with beach sex. The issue is mainly that I think it’s terrible. There are so many fun places to fuck. When one single grain of sand could be the difference between an orgasmic romp and irritation so bad you’re begging for the sex to be over.

I don’t like those odds.

The GQ article linked below says that doggie style is the best way to fuck on a beach, whether it’s made of sand or pebbles. I totally agree with that. Keeping the fragments of ground as far from genitalia as possible is honestly the goal of banging at the shore. The only issue is the strain on your knees and the inability to switch positions when you get tired, or bored for that matter.

They also suggest fucking at night and being aware of your surroundings. Both are logical tidbits of advice.

The article didn’t sway my opinion in the slightest though. Hotel sex trumps beach sex every single time. I don’t care what the dudes over at GQ are slinging, beach sex blows except for in porno clips like this one from Brazzers featuring Tysen Rich.

Give me your opinions, Peepz!

Does beach fucking only belong in the movies or in real life? Let me know in the comments below or hit me up on twitter with your sandy sex stories.

Source: GQ

Image: The Dick Sucking Skater by Brazzers

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