Grandpa Likes Massage Porn & Other Things I Want to Un-Know

by Alpha Harlot on February 7, 2018

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Slightly embarrassing story time, Peepz…because I don’t really know who else I can tell this story to right now.

I hang out with my grandparents on Fridays. My grandma is sick and my grandpa deserves a break every now and then so I drive up, cook some food and hang out. It’s fun, honestly, I don’t mind it much. Shooting porno has been put on hiatus again because I’ve lost a day off, but it’s worth it. Family first and whatnot.

Over the years, I’ve become my family’s IT person. This is a role that I wish I didn’t have. It’s really annoying when my dad calls me up at 8am on a Saturday to ask me about buying stuff on the Internet…if I’ve heard of the website he’s buying from (which is usually Amazon? I mean, dad. For real. Just click buy). It’s also really annoying when my grandfather fucks up his computer.

My grandfather is an old school Italian guy. He uses his computer to stalk us all of facebook, to play solitaire games, like freecell and to apparently look up massage porn.

Typing that sentence just squigged out my brain, I’m not gonna lie.

His computer ended up with a nasty virus a few weeks ago. All his settings got changed because he clicked on an a while he was on a site that he probably shouldn’t have been on.

I start poking around and I pull up his search history to try to backtrack the issue.

IT’S ALL PORN.

ALL OF IT.

MASSAGE PORN, MILF PORN, COUGAR PORN, ITALIAN PORN

I asked my grandfather to leave me alone so I could concentrate on what I was doing. He can’t see all that well, but I still felt strange about seeing the words, “Deepthroating Cum Sluts,” on my grandfather’s computer while he was sitting right next to me.

He scooted away and let me work.

I cleared his search history, went onto his facebook page, cleared THAT search history (duh, grandpa, duh) then set to work googling on what files to delete to fix the issue.

All in all, it took me about 2 hours to set things right and make his computer squeaky clean again.

Know how this could have all been avoided?

If grandpa just used PornHub instead of google to find what he was looking for.

What an uncomfortable conversation that would be though. I honestly can’t decide if I should talk to my dad about it first, but then that would blow up grandpa’s spot…or if I should just let it go and fix his computer again when he undoubtedly fucks it up again.

What do you Peepz think I should do? Conversations about uncomfortable family porno conversations can be had in the comments down below or on twitter.

Get in touch and help me out!

Image: Nina Hartley in Fitting In by Brazzers

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