Hacker’s Sneak Porn Into Nintendo’s Latest Console

by RICK RODAY on July 3, 2018

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The video game industry has changed dramatically over the last couple decades. As the generation of gamers who grew up with the original Nintendo ages, developers have made software more mature to suit their tastes. While this has resulted in games being more gritty and violent than ever, it’s hard to argue with the billions of dollars spent on them annually.

Nintendo, however, still makes games the whole family can enjoy.

One of the ways they accomplish this is limiting internet play and online communities in favor of cooperative experiences meant for people in the same room. This “couch co-op” makes Nintendo’s Switch console a popular choice for families and parents who use video games as babysitters.

The decision to limit online interactions between people also prevents users from being exposed to any unwarranted sexual imagery and propositions- at least until their latest and greatest game console was hacked.

Thanks to an exploit that allowed players to upload custom profile pictures instead of selecting one of Nintendo’s provided avatars, players who competed in one of Super Mario Odyssey’s mini games were greeted by hardcore porn when reviewing other players’ high scores. Mama mia!

Ne’er-do-well hackers are always finding ways to put porn in inappropriate places.

Earlier this year we read about a public square in Perth, Australia that was forced to shutdown an information kiosk when hackers compromised the internal computer and directed it to Pornhub. Yagan Square was part of a huge urban improvement projected meant to revitalize a transit hub into a commerce and entertainment center that would be the “heart of the city.” The kiosk was supposed to provide information about train schedules and other offerings but was instead turned into a public porn terminal.

With Nintendo’s intention of making the Switch the premiere console for family entertainment, having porn pop up in the latest Super Mario game is equally embarrassing.

While the company quickly scrambled to fix the problem and prevent any other unauthorized images from defiling Mario’s presence, we can’t help but wonder if it’s time for Nintendo to shed their squeaky-clean image. Fans of the franchise are apparently ready to get sexual.

It’s time for a Mario game to ship with an overpriced Nintendo licensed sex toy controller so gamers can fulfill their lifelong dream of fucking one of those spikey turtles or get a blow job from a walking mushroom with severe underbite. The possibilities are endless!

Via theverge.com

Image: Kristen Scott in My Stepsister The Gamer by Brazzers

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