Halsey Is Topless For Flaunt Magazine & I Don’t Know Who She Is

by Lola Byrd on September 6, 2017

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Do you know who Halsey is? Before I turn to my old friend Google, I’m going to venture a guess and say that she’s pop singer from the UK who is trying to revamp her good girl image in the hopes of appealing to a fan base over the age of twelve.

Let’s see if I’m right.

Google says I was way off, because Halsey is actually an American singer-songwriter who has nothing to do with Disney?! Is that right? Is that even possible? I was just reading a Rolling Stones profile and it seems she’s just another troubled teenager from New Jersey who was getting high and couch surfing when one day she uploaded a song to SoundCloud and her whole world blew up.

Sounds a little too good to be true. Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t believe in fairy tales anymore.

Nah, I’m kidding. I believe in all the fairy tales. People can make it in the music industry overnight without even trying. It happens all the time. That’s what they teach kids in school nowadays. All you need is a couple hundred devoted Tumblr fans and bam you’re golden.

On an unrelated subject, how does Tumblr work?

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