Happy Milla Jovovich Thong Ass Flash

by Lola Byrd on May 14, 2012

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These pictures reminded me of two things.

One, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve “accidentally” flashed my ass at people. I debuted on the ass flashing circuit at the tender age of (not legal) when an obnoxious guy at my school passed me by on his Rollerblades and lifted my dress over my head in front of everyone waiting to get it to whatever movie we were all lining up for, but my ass adventures didn’t end there. Oh no, there was the time my wrap around skirt decided to hit the ground as I was crossing a street during a summer festival in Chinatown.

And let’s not forget the time I was drunk (OK, high) off my ass and I popped a squat at the top of an icy mountain to take a piss. Natch, I didn’t know the mountain was behind me and when I leaned back gravity did the rest of the work. Yup, that’s right, I slid down an icy hill on my bare ass to the amusement of everyone attending our illustrious winter drink fest in the woods. I could go on and on and on, but I’m supposed to be writing about Milla Jovovich’s ass, which brings us to…

Two, I’ve had a crush on Milla Jovovich ever since I saw her in the classic Return To The Blue Lagoon. In case, you don’t know what the hell I’m talking about RTTBL is the sequel to The Blue Lagoon, a movie that starred a young almost naked Brooke Shields stranded on a deserted island with some guy whose name no one remembers. The sequels stays on point; a boy and a girl living alone together on a deserted island.. coming of age… discovering their sexuality… and spending a lot of time naked. This is the kind of shit people watched before porn the Internet was invented.

Point being, Milla Jovovich is incredibly gorgeous and even though I tend to prefer the curvier gals, she just flat out does it for me. The Fifth Element anyone? Tell me you didn’t get a boner watching that flick?! Her costume was basically a thin white bandage barely covering her tits and her crotch. I haven’t seen that flick in ages and I still have perfect recall of her nipples poking through that white material when she arches her back just before taking a swan dive off the side of that building. “Multi-pass,” yes dear god, yes.

Anyhow, here are some stills taken of Milla’s ass as she jumped into some dude’s arms while filming an Avon commercial in NYC. “Avon lady calling,” yes dear god, yes.

Click on images below for larger versions:

Via thenipslip.com

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