Hooking Up on Cruise Ships

by Alpha Harlot on March 6, 2019

Post image for Hooking Up on Cruise Ships

How do you Peepz feel about going on cruises? My boss if fucking obsessed and goes on like two a year. I’ve never been on a boat that big before and I’ll probably keep it that way, mostly because I’m not too crazy about the ocean or being stuck in the middle of it.

I like being able to do whatever I want, go where I’m in the mood to go and avoid talking to strangers most of the time. When my boss comes home all she talks about is all the delicious food she ate and all the friendly people she ate dinner with. She has a family though, so I think it’s different going on vacation with your wife and kids than it is when you have a hot wife who is down for lots of lady sharing.

Can you imagine living on a cruise ship full time though? So many people work and live on the ocean doing all sorts of things for months at a time. They’re away from their friends and families for all that time. How do they meet people to have sex? Are they going to jump off the boat on their down time and have an excursion on the islands that they visit? I mean, maybe. But most likely they’re going to hook up with other employees.

on their down time and have an excursion on the islands that they visit? I mean, maybe. But most likely they’re going to hook up with other employees.

In the Business Insider article linked below, they talked to a few former and present cruise ship employees. They all seem to share the idea that working on a cruise ship sexually is very much like a college dorm. Everyone is flirting or sleeping with everyone else. Honestly, can you blame them?

When I think about the people that I work with, I could realistically imagine living with zero of them. Yes, we’re all a quirky bunch of cogs in the machine of our office, but heavy on the quirk. Living on a cruise ship probably has some fantastic perks. There’s amazing food, beautiful travel destinations and everyone being in a position where fucking around on the company’s time is completely possible.

I never thought about all of that before I read that article though. I mean, it totally makes sense. If you’re around other people 24/7, clothes are going to start coming off, especially if you’re surrounded by paradise. Cruise ships are totally an untapped source of story making adventures in my life. Maybe I should give them a shot.

What do you Peepz think? Have you ever been on a cruise before? How was the hook up situation while you sailed the seven seas? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter if you’re feeling shy.

Source: Business Insider

Image: Ahryan Astyn in The Love Boat by Reality Kings

Previous post:

Next post: