I Need a Porno Genie

by Alpha Harlot on March 24, 2019

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Watching pornography has never been easier.  When I was in my early 20s, the Internet was not as organized as it is now.  If you wanted porn, you had to slink through AOL chat rooms and “trade pics” with people.  You’d wait for hours for the picture to download and then maybe, just maybe, it would turn out to be something hot. Magazines made the rounds and we borrowed the VHS tapes from the not so secret hiding places that our older siblings thought we didn’t know about.

Now though?  All you do is type PornHub into your browser window and you have millions of videos, not just still images, right at your fingertips.  People younger than I am will never know the struggle of impatiently waiting for one stupid picture to load. It’s a shame really. I’m a lot more appreciative of the access to porno that I have now since I didn’t have it back then. That doesn’t mean I don’t have a gripe with the system though.

One of my current issues though, is that the scenarios that I keep fantasizing about don’t seem to exist anywhere yet.  At least finding them has been so fucking difficult that I fap to “settling” porn, that’s not but not what I’m actually in the mood for.  You know what I mean? Like, it’ll do the job, but it would really be cool if this situation that I’m thinking about could be brought to life in front of someone else’s camera.

I get that I’ve been involved in adult content for a long time, and that I’ve seen WAY MORE PORNO than the average person, but it’s hard for me to reconcile the fact that there have been few people out there who have already come up with what I’m thinking about.

It’s not a crazy scenario either, I swear!

I’d like to watch a MFM threesome, where the two guys are also into each other, where there is no cuckholding or humiliation.  

That’s it.

Seems easy, right?

It is so difficult to find something within that criteria, it’s insane.

There also is no concrete term for “blow bang” but with people who have vaginas.  There are a whole lot of gaps in the porno world that need to be filled, especially now that people who create content are realizing that women watch porno and are willing to spend money to watch the content that they want to watch. I don’t understand why this wasn’t the norm before…but let’s blame good old misogyny for that one.

When I took to my twitter friends, a handful of people wrote back with their fantasies that haven’t been made into porno yet, but I want to know about YOU.  

Peepz, what kind of porno do you wish you could find?  Hit me up in the comments below or slide into my twitter DMs if you want to keep it private.  I won’t tell anyone your secrets, promise.

Oh, and if you happen to find the type of video I’m looking for, do me a solid and shoot me the link. I’ll make it up to you.

Image: Loni Evans in Genie I Wish to Suck Your Tits by Brazzers

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