Inappropriate Things To Do With Your Dick On The Subway

by Alpha Harlot on August 19, 2017

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My Fetlife profile used to be plastered with the statement, “DON’T SEND ME PICTURES OF YOUR DICK!” and, “NO REALLY, YOUR COCK PICS ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!” or even, “IF YOU TRY TO STICK YOUR DICK IN MY EYE WITH A PHOTOGRAPH, I’LL BE HELLA PISSED. DON’T DO IT. SERIOUSLY.”

All that drama llama only made dudes think that I was using reverse psychology on them. So I ended up with an inbox filled with peen.

Here’s the thing…I obviously don’t mind sharing pictures of my genitals with people consensually. What bugs me out is thinking that I want to see your no-no parts at random parts of the day. It’s obnoxious honestly.

I read about something even worse than an unsolicited dick pic in my DMs though…

AirDropping dick pics onto the iphone of a stranger is now a new fad going on in the subways of New York City.

I’m an Android type of gal, so I had to do some searching on the interwebz to figure out what that meant.

When you want to share a file with someone that also has an iphone, you can instantly share it via AirDrop if you are in the proximity of their phone. Dudes with an exhibitionist complex have decided to break down the wall of anonymity that the Internet provides and shoot straight for the pop shot.

I’d freak the fuck out if I was minding my business commuting to my office/dungeon and someone randomly AirDropped me a dick pic. Honestly, I’d probably make a huge fuss about it and start ranting and raving about the fact that there was an asshole on the train amongst us.

Fuck that.

Peepz, there are literally so many websites that you can join and share all the dick pics that you want. People love that shit! There’s zero reason to infringe on someone else’s personal space and shoot them your cock via AirDrop.

Hella lame.

Do you Peepz enjoy sharing your private photos withe people? Would you be pissed off or turned on if you ended up getting a surprise cock shot in the subway?

Let me know in the comments, and in the meantime, here’s a MoFo’s clip of a sexy subway orgy.

Source: NY Post

Image: Devon Lee in Beware the Pricknabber by Brazzers

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