Jessica Alba Gives Us a Gift

by Joy Topaz on May 3, 2010

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Jessica Alba really knows how to turn an average, crappy Monday morning into something special and wondrous. She does this by giving us her ass in the shape of a revealing ass crack. She even wrapped it in a bow. She can pretend that she is just bending over to fix her shoe but we know better. Anything that has a bow on it we automatically assume is a gift for us. We learned this as wee ones and we’re going to hold as tightly to that as we possibly can.

Should we question why someone would choose to tattoo a bow directly above their ass crack? Nah, we’ll just leave you with that puzzler.


Image courtesy of TaxiDriveMovie.com

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