Jesus Digs Pornstars?

by Calvin Clark on March 23, 2019

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Whether you’re an atheist or a believer, there is one thing we can all agree on – shut the fuck up, we’re here for porn. There’s a time and a place to debate the existence of god, and there are people on both sides of the argument who don’t understand that. However, the people at xxxchurch.com think they can catch a few more flies with sweet delicious porn honey than vinegar, which is why they go to porn conventions and try to act as nice as possible. Good luck with that?

The organization originated in the United States and its intention is to help people struggling with “porn addiction” find solace through religion. They go to porn conventions and hand out shirts saying “Jesus loves porn stars,” and various other things Ned Flanders would have thought up. Another focus of their work is to help porn stars leave the industry.

In effort to save her from the vile wealth and generally greater sense of self-worth provided by the porn industry, the organization gave Australian porn star Kiki Vidis a really fancy pink bible. Vidis thought the gesture was cute and appreciated the way they approached her with respect. Before handing her the gift they told her “you do really wonderful work, but if you ever need help you can always come to Christ.” Vidis, who isn’t a Christian, says she likes to read random passages from the book and agrees with almost half of it.

I’m an atheist but I’m not a prick about it. I’m no more offended by other people’s beliefs than I am their sexual preference or political affiliation. If these people sleep better at night because they respectfully and tactfully told someone about their invisible sky wizard then I’m not going to judge them. Plus, bibles are like a thousand pages of free papers if you want to roll a holy joint and spark it up with the lord.

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