Jeweler Creates Diamond Encrusted Vibrator Fit For A Queen

by RICK RODAY on June 13, 2018

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While watching the royal wedding last month I was absolutely blown away by the tiara worn by Meghan Markle. Being a piece from the Queen’s jewels, Mary’s Bandeau Tiara is obviously of exquisite quality and historical significance. I was so fascinated with the diamond encrusted crown that I read about some of the other crowned jewels that belong to the royal family.

At that point I wondered what a royal dildo would look like. There’s no way someone of a bloodline appointed by god to rule others would use a mere rubber mold of some peasant’s dick to masturbate. It would have to be an absolute work of art to be worthy of a royal orifice.

Enter an Australian jeweler’s multimillion dollar vibrator covered with over 2,000 rare diamonds.

Designed by Colin Burn, the sex toy is covered in gems and was handcrafted over a period of 15 years. Dubbed the Pearl Royale, the vibrator is made of platinum covered in diamonds with sapphire accents. Its value is estimated to be around $1.8 million.

All the gems are set flush for maximum comfort during use, making it functional as well as beautiful. Truly a piece worthy to be included in any royal collection.

We certainly hope the Peral Royale is being treated like a historical artifact instead of a run of the mill sex toy. Luxury vibrators have long been a target by knowledgeable thieves as we saw in a heist that occurred earlier this year in Spain.

A man forced his way into a premium sex shop in Barcelona and used a giant dildo to smash a display case containing two 24-carat gold vibrators valued at almost 40 thousand euros. Because of the store’s valuable merchandise, they had a very advanced CCTV system that was used to identify the brazen thief. Still, managed to get away with the golden sex toys which would be a disaster had it been worth millions.

Given the Peral Royale’s immense value and craftsmanship, it’s being called piece of art. Its creator is currently touring the United States looking for a gallery willing to display his priceless vibrator. That being said, everyone has a price and there’s probably some billionaire who will eventually make an offer in an attempt to own a sex toy fit for a queen.

Via dailymail.co.uk

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