Kim Kardashian Wears A Shirt That Is Almost Non-Existant

I go back and forth on the whole Kim Kardashian bandwagon… sometimes I love her, sometimes I think she’ll all that is wrong with the world, and sometimes (most of the time) I couldn’t care less. No matter how you feel about the most famous woman in the world, can we all take a moment and agree that she’s a knockout with amazing tits?!

Here she is wearing a see-through everything and I can’t take my eyes off her boobs. THEY. ARE. SPECTACULAR. I know they’re fake, but as such, I admire them even more because her surgeon is basically the modern day version of a Renaissance master. #Skills4Days

I wouldn’t go as far as to say that money buys happiness, but it clearly buys the best of everything.

I literally just stared at my screen for the last 15 minutes imaging all the things I would do if I had Kardashian levels of money. I did not imagine all the places I would visit or the things I would buy. Nope, I imagined all the people I would hire to do things for me.

That’s the dream right there. Being so rich you can have your own personal staff of Peepz doing every single little thing for you. I would never touch another dish in my life and I would hire someone whose sole purpose is to check the inside of straws for me to make sure I never accidentally swallow an earwig.

Also, I would definitely call up KK and find out who did her boobs, because they are perfect. Perfect, I tell you. Perfect.

P.S. What’s Kim’s middle name? I hope it doesn’t start with a K because that would be hella awkward.

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  • Her middle name is Kornwallace I just decided that. I have a few shirts like that. Filled with holes and barely a shirt anymore.

    • Kim Kornwallace Kardashian, sup?!

      • Her parents were big Korn fans in the 90s

        • Rhymes with Deloris

          KKK??? Doesn’t seem to fit with her lifestyle, though.

          • The way she was defending Jeffree Star’s racists comments the other day might say otherwise.

  • Cody111811

    She’s an attention-whore who does absolutely nothing and gets millions. To her, life is one huge recreational activity.