Man with Bionic Dick Needs a 10 Day Boner

by Alpha Harlot on July 4, 2018

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Robotic human body parts are fucking fascinating to me. I love the steampunk-esqe idea of a person being half man, half machine. My entire Battlestar Galactica obsession is basically because Six is the hottest robot to ever grace my television screen. I legit wonder what having sex with a Cylon is like.

Since I am currently unable to have real sex with fictitious TV characters, I’ll settle for fantasizing about people who have bionic dicks. I know I’m fetishizing the whole situation, which is a fucked up thing to do, but I would 100% fuck a guy who had one. I’m only being honest.

Andrew Wardle is a man from Greater Manchester who was born without a penis. He has a very rare disorder called bladder extrophy. From what I’ve read, that means that his bladder was outside of his body, not inside…which doesn’t exactly have much to do with a dick not forming, while his balls did, but i’m not a doctor, Maybe the bladder got in the way of it’s formation in utero? I have no idea, I’m a sex writer librarian, so what the fuck do I know.

For the last 44 years, Wardle has lived sans peen and tried to make the best of it. He has a girlfriend and has been in other loving, stable relationships. I don’t have to remind you pervs that there are a million other sexual activities that you can get up to without going for the old in/out, in/out.

Now that he’s been cleared to get his Bio-D (that’s what I’d call mine if I was lucky enough to get one) he had the surgery and in a few weeks, he’ll be ready to bone. This guy has got to be a master at foreplay, but you’d think he’d be excited to put his dick into his long-time girlfriend, right? He’s excited, no doubt, but he says that other people are more impatient about doing the dirty than he is.

Slow and steady wins the race, my friend. Take it easy the first time around and leave yourself some room to make all your fantasies come true, one at a time.

Here’s a PornHub clip from Fucking Machines because if I can’t have a Bio-D of my own, at least I can buy a machine to do all the work.

Source: The Sun

Image: Missy Martinez in The Future Family’s Fuck Robot by Brazzers

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