Miley Cyrus Nude & Covered In Silver Body Paint

by Lola Byrd on November 18, 2013

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Miley Cyrus is an alien. A naked, silver, covered in glittery, alien. It would explain a lot. Actually, I’m not really sure about the alien part, but that would seem like the most likely explanation for Miley’s latest music video costume, or lack thereof.

According to what I can deduce from the visuals in Mike Will Made It’s space themed jam, Future (the rapper, not like the future) and Mr. Hudson are astronauts, right, and when they’re on some far distant planet they come across the unconscious body of what appears to be an alien in a space suit.

Obviously, the alien is played by Miley. And obviously she’s naked. And obviously you can tell that she’s an alien, because she’s covered in enough silver body paint to turn David Bowie and Ke$ha’s love child off of glitter forever. And that kid would have glitter hardwired into his system.

Anyway, so the astronauts take Miley’s unconscious body into their space lab, where they take her clothes off and put her on a lab table-thing-a-ma-jig. Now, somehow, through the very minimal contact that Future and Miley have had, the star crossed lovers fall in love and express said love through a let’s-not-mix-our-pathogens-plate-glass-window.

It’s all very moving, and shinny. Really shiny.

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Via by @misslolabyrd

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