Model Alyona Subbotina Unveils Tits & Ass For Treats Magazine

by Lola Byrd on October 24, 2012

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You know you’re getting old when none of your personal injuries can be explained away with an hilarious drunken sexual misadventure. These days, all it takes is a sneeze and “Boom!” I’m out of commission for a week.

I wish I could tell you guys I’m working from home today, because I tore a muscle in my back during an intense sex swing session followed by an attempt at a series of cartwheels specially performed to celebrated multiple orgasms, but nope, all I can say is that I have a shitty mattress and I apparently like to stretch in my sleep.

A younger version of me wouldn’t even have bothered to show up to work, but bitch has bills to pay. One look at me though and the boss types in the office sent me packing. It probably didn’t help that the muscle relaxants (and the other mystery pills) the doctor prescribed are making me loopy as fuck. To think I used to take this kind of shit on a recreational basis. Oh, how far I’ve come.

Sooo, I’m kind of high and I’m laying on my couch at home (probably a bad idea since it’s actually a love seat and I’m 5’8″) with my laptop on my stomach type-typing away. I’m feeling no pain, except for the actual pain. And the only thing my addled brain could come up with while prepping this photo gallery of Alyona Subbotina is whether models ever get zits on their asses.

Digital and/or print porn is photoshopped to hell and back, but there’s not much you can do to hide certain “flaws” on video. I’ve seen plenty of porn clips and amateur scenes where on top of tits and ass you get a nice little view of ingrown hairs and zits galore, which brings me back to fashion porn… When I was admiring Alyona’s sublime little behind, I couldn’t help but wonder if her ass is actually that flawless or if photoshop had a heavy hand in creating such a smooth butt.

Then again, do any of us really care? Sometimes, it’s enough to just admire and lust. It’s not like reality matters when it comes to art and sex. Yeaaaaah, so before I start going on a prescription drug induced philosophical discussion about what constitutes reality, I’m gonna leave you guys with model tits and ass (click to bigify):

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Via fashionography.net

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