Naked Dude Flying, Flight Turned Around

by Alpha Harlot on February 14, 2018

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I don’t mind flying. It’s the quickest way to get from one place to another. I’m into efficiency and I don’t really get motion sickness or anything, so bring on the airplanes!

Know what would really piss me off though?

Being on a flight and having to turn the whole plane around because someone decided to be belligerent. Save that shit for when you’re on the ground. Don’t go crazy when you’re in the air because everyone else on that plane is going to start having an anxiety attack and act irrational right back at you.

Also, if you’re going to go crazy on a plane, you should probably keep your clothes on.

That seems like common sense though, right.

I don’t often write about people who have common sense though, so you know there’s one hell of a story coming.

An Alaskan Airlines flight to Seattle was turned back around to Anchorage when a passenger locked himself in the bathroom and started going crazy. Flight attendants said that he got naked, and several male passengers blocked the view of the man’s junk when the police in Anchorage boarded the aircraft to cart him away.

Yikes, Peepz.

That would be scary as fuck to me.

I’m wondering how the flight attendants discovered him in the bathroom. The news stories that I’m reading say that he wasn’t following their instructions, but there is no detail as far as what those instructions were.

Maybe, “Dude, put your fucking pants back on and fasten your safety belt?”

That would have been a good one to follow.

The Mile High Club is one of those fantasies that everyone talks about. Getting naked by yourself on a plane and starting to act like a crazy person is not the way to go about making that fantasy come true.

I’m not sure what the deal was with this guy, but hopefully he’ll get the help he needs while he’s locked up. My first assumption would be that he was messed up on some kind of drugs or something, but that’s just me starting rumors.

To paraphrase the illustrious Samuel L. Jackson, “I’ve had it with this motherfucking naked dudes on this motherfucking plane.”

Keep your clothes on in confined public places like that, Peepz. No one wants to deal with an emergency landing because you couldn’t keep your dick in your pants.

Source: NY Post

Image: Lily Lovely in Tits on a Plane by Brazzers

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