Nicole Kidman Topless In Some TV Show No One Cares About

by Lola Byrd on March 14, 2017

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I’m kidding, I’m sure a lot of people care about HBO’s new miniseries “Big Little Lies.” I saw a few previews and it looked pretty good, but I don’t have HBO and I already have too many shows on my dance card already, so I didn’t really investigate further.

The premise is pretty cool, though. Who doesn’t want to watch a TV show about: “three mothers of first graders, whose apparently perfect lives unravel to the point of murder?” That’s television gold right there. Add to that Nicole Kidman’s boobs and you’ve got a winner.

Tom Cruise ruined Nicole Kidman. For a while there, post-divorce Kidman was a botoxed blonde who was barely recognizable. I blame Scientology.

I don’t know why or how Scientology is to blame, but I blame it anyway. Clearly they brainwashed Nicole into thinking she has to tinker with her looks. Not only did post-Tom Cruise nicole go nuts with the botox and the bleach, but she also got breast implants.

I had no idea Kidman had fake books, but looking at that GIF it’s impossible to deny. The proof is in the pudding. Natural boobs just don’t look that round and hard. Nope. I still appreciate seeing them. I just wish they were more squishy.

From the same show, I also threw in a picture of what could be Shailene Woodley’s ass. Then again, it could be a body double.

Personally, I have never understood people’s obsession with Shailene Woodley. I find her kind of boring. As a person and as an actress. She’s got a nice ass, though. I approve of that ass… whoever’s ass it is. Shailene or body double, either way, it’s good.

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Is this Shailene Woodley’s ass:

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