This Sexpert Clearly Has Never Been To Arizona In June

July 13, 2018
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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GQ is Telling Peepz to Have Beach Sex

July 11, 2018
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Sometimes fantasies are better than the reality. I think that’s the case most times, actually. You daydream about banging in public with someone ultra attractive. Then you find someone who is willing to fuck in a back alley and it ends up this awkward exchange of thrusts. I’m not telling you not to fantasize…Fucking do […]

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Neighbors Liken Woman’s Loud Sex Noises To Donkey

July 10, 2018
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I’m a passionate but soft-spoken man. My general goal whenever I leave the house is to make as little noise as possible and my entire social life is built around carrying conversations in public with nonverbal communication. Unfortunately, when I do get excited I squeal with uncontrollable joy. Depending on who you ask, giggling during […]

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A Social Media Platform Specifically For Prostitutes? Huzzah!

July 9, 2018
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My cousin is a very successful hairdresser who is generous enough to cut our family’s hair for free. She credits her success to practice, constant training, and social media. Despite being a less than technologically savvy member of Generation X, she forces herself to stay active on just about every social media platform that exists. […]

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Is Electric Slide Really About a Vibrator?

July 8, 2018
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One more thing from my childhood is potentially “ruined” forever and ever, Peepz. I use the words “my” and “ruined” very loosely though…as I could give a shit about this particular song and nothing that has been made perverse is ever truly ruined. That’s the truth in a lot of cases anyway. An Internet rumor […]

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Masturbation Roll

July 7, 2018
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Eiza Gonzalez Ass in a Bikini – DrunkenStepfather Cara Delevingne Topless Tits For Fashion – CelebJihad Ana Braga Nip Slip in Stars & Strips Bikini – TaxiDriverMovie Elsa Hosk Butt Flash! – The Nip Slip Catalina Island Is The Perfect Place To Play ‘Hooky’ […]

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This Week, In Inappropriate Sex-Location News….

July 6, 2018
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Study Finds Parkinson’s Medicine Making Patients Sex Crazed?

July 5, 2018
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I have a family history of Parkinson’s and have seen people struggle with it firsthand. The disease effects the central nervous system and most commonly causes uncontrollable shaking. The symptoms can range in type and severity and often treated with drugs that effect the brain’s chemistry. According to scientists some of these drugs may even […]

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Man with Bionic Dick Needs a 10 Day Boner

July 4, 2018
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Robotic human body parts are fucking fascinating to me. I love the steampunk-esqe idea of a person being half man, half machine. My entire Battlestar Galactica obsession is basically because Six is the hottest robot to ever grace my television screen. I legit wonder what having sex with a Cylon is like. Since I am […]

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Hacker’s Sneak Porn Into Nintendo’s Latest Console

July 3, 2018
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The video game industry has changed dramatically over the last couple decades. As the generation of gamers who grew up with the original Nintendo ages, developers have made software more mature to suit their tastes. While this has resulted in games being more gritty and violent than ever, it’s hard to argue with the billions […]

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