Where Did Harlot Cum? NYC Day Trip

April 29, 2019
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My wife and I will follow Amanda Palmer to the ends of the earth.  That’s not exactly true, but we will travel anywhere within a 200 mile radius to see her perform.  People tend to have a love/hate relationship with the art that she creates. I happen to fall on the love side of things. […]

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First Fuck: Game of Thrones Spoilers Ahead!

April 28, 2019
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Game of Thrones was the topic of dinner conversation on Easter.  My mom was fucking horrified while my sister and gushed out the plot points one hideous detail at a time.  We told her that she should totally catch up because it’s like the soap operas she loves, only with much more full frontal nudity. […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Brown Bunnies

April 27, 2019
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Bang Bros has a niche line of videos called Brown Bunnies that I’ve been obsessed with this week. In the clips I’ve pulled for you today, beautiful melanin goddesses get their thighs spread so that they can take on whatever monster cocks are laid out for them. It’s a super sexy series and I wanted […]

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Don’t Forget the Orgasms!

April 25, 2019
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Nothing makes me more disappointed in humans than hearing that women are orgasming less. When I was sleeping around with multiple partners, I struggled with allowing partners to take the time to bring me to climax. What I wanted from them was the in/out, in/out of sex…I could make myself orgasm if I wanted to. […]

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Toronto Gets North America’s First Sex Doll Brothel

April 24, 2019
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As someone who has masturbated using all manner of techniques and sex toys, full size silicone dolls really intrigue me. The high cost of ownership however quickly drenches the fires of my curiosity. Plus, how would you even store something like that when you aren’t using it? Whenever I travel for a couple of days […]

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Man Gets Finger Stuck In Vending Machine Reaching For Sex Toy

April 23, 2019
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One of the hallmark disappointments of my youth was opening a box of cereal only to find the promised toy inside was missing. Before the advent of advanced quality assurance robots, it wasn’t uncommon for them to leave the factory without one. Being the youngest also lessened my chances of getting first crack at that […]

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Where Did Harlot Cum: Aquarium Edition

April 23, 2019
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I had a pretty baller weekend, Peepz.  My wife and I had a bunch of plans and ended up running all over two states for the better part of last Saturday.  We had plans to go to an Amanda Palmer concert in Philly, so we opted to hire a dog walker and make an entire […]

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Married Couple Tries To Conceive Baby Anally For 4 Years

April 22, 2019
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Like Michael Jackson, the Wayans siblings, and other famous entertainers I grew up in a Jehovah’s Witness household. I eventually fell away from it and by the time I was out of high school my parents didn’t force me to do anything I didn’t want to. However, due to the conservative attitudes towards sex I […]

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Where Did Harlot Cum? Sculpture Garden Edition

April 22, 2019
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My wife and I have been talking about our sex life a lot lately.  While we are super passionate about each other, some of the adventure has dwindled.  We used to fuck in my old office all the time but now we never do. Every time we would go out with friends, we would find […]

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Swiss City Praises Successful Drive-In Brothel Project

April 21, 2019
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Far be it for a porn blog to use news articles about people getting their dicks suck in things to constantly discuss politics. Unless a politician accidentally likes one of their favorite porn clips on Twitter, I usually refrain from discussing anything overly topical. However, one issues many of us feel strongly about is the […]

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