Agent Provocateur Has A New Sexy Video Ad About Clichés?

September 11, 2017
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I feel like I haven’t seen a sexy Agent Provocateur ad in ages. Did they stop making them? Did I stop paying attention? Who knows. These things just appear. Usually, I watch AP vids for the sexy lingerie, but this time around I actually found myself analyzing the content of the video. I need a […]

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Last Week On Insta: Dani Daniels, Meli Kai, & More +++

September 10, 2017
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Are squats the only way to get dat porn ass? There’s gotta be another way because I don’t know how many times a day I can get down low to feel the burn. Who am I kidding? I have that ass and it’s all due to pizza and Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars. No squats were needed. […]

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Good Booty All Around

September 9, 2017
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Movie soundtracks are everything. A little bit of tense, thrilling music can totally change the feel of a scene. When sad shit is going down, it’s undoubtedly the music that warns you of the upcoming tears before they actually start flowing. Porno has the very recognizable, “Bow chicka bow wow,” from the 70s that now […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: I Cunt Hear You

September 9, 2017
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I listen to audiobooks all day while I’m at work. My wife thinks it’s hilarious because I work in a library, so I’m surrounded by books, working with books, and piping books into my brain all at the same time. I really like getting focused on the task at hand and zone out on the […]

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He Beats Up People For A Living, But Liking Porn Would Tarnish His Image

September 8, 2017
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Sex News: Crappy Threesomes, Contraceptives, & Tinder Bio

September 7, 2017
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Threesomes Might Be Bad (GQ) Most of us were raised on mythical threesomes where everyone seamlessly pops out of their clothes and into each other. In reality all three of you will end up tangled in one person’s fancy-clasp bra. And then what? Most of us know intuitively what goes where, when, during sex. Clan of […]

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Halsey Is Topless For Flaunt Magazine & I Don’t Know Who She Is

September 6, 2017
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Do you know who Halsey is? Before I turn to my old friend Google, I’m going to venture a guess and say that she’s pop singer from the UK who is trying to revamp her good girl image in the hopes of appealing to a fan base over the age of twelve. Let’s see if […]

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Things I Never Thought I’d See, Vol. 489,381

September 4, 2017
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Court Makes Decision After Porn Filmed In Catholic Church

September 3, 2017
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Porn and religion have had a delicate relationship through the years. Although most religious documents were written thousands of years before pornography ever existed, their interpretation has historically lead scholars to believe it just isn’t kosher. It’s kind of like how lawyers tell us the constitution clearly states the founding fathers wanted the government to […]

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Emilia Clarke Nude In Game Of Thrones Season 7 Finale!

September 2, 2017
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I watched the Game of Thrones season 7 finale last night and I’ve got all the feelz. Obviously, this post is going to contain major spoilers, so if you haven’t seen the episode yet, you might want to close your eyes right now. RIGHT NOW, I said. It was finally confirmed that Jon Snow is […]

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