Fap Along With Harlot: Double Teaming Orgasms

October 7, 2017
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More hands on the cock, the faster it’ll cum, right? I mean, I guess that makes sense to me. It’s usually been the experience when I’ve had threesomes with dicks in the room. The cock ends up jizzing and the ladies end up satisfying each other over and over again until the dick is ready […]

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Sex, Lies And Professional Athletes

October 6, 2017
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Malaysian Company Debuts Gourmet Condoms

October 4, 2017
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The history of condoms is actually pretty interesting. Though the modern rubber is a fairly recent invention, people have been putting something between their genitals before having sex for hundreds of years. Condoms have been around since as early as the 1500s and were typically made out of animal skins or intestines. These tended to […]

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Pornhub Insights: Senator Ted Cruz Has Great Taste In Porn

October 3, 2017
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Accidentally liking something on social media is an innocent and very common mistake. Personally I’m very open about my fascination with anime and Russian women’s feet so naturally it’s pretty difficult to embarrass myself. Not that it matters. These websites are little more than a place to casually keep in touch with people who aren’t […]

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FEMA Accidentally Tweets Phone Sex Hotline After Irma

October 2, 2017
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This Fall has been brutal season for those who live near the Atlantic Ocean. Several Hurricanes including Irma, Harvey, and Jose have battered cities across several nations causing billions of dollars in damage and claiming the lives of hundreds of people. These disasters are certainly nothing to joke about and we wish those affected our […]

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Last Week On Insta: Janice Griffith, Kellee Moran, & Keisha Grey

October 1, 2017
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It’s been so hot, I’m pretty sure I melted. I was this close (you can’t see me right now, but I’m holding my thumb and my index finger a hairs width apart to show you just how close) to renting a hotel room just so I could get some air conditioning. remember this? @tushy A […]

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Clowns Are Everywhere, Even in Fantasies

September 30, 2017
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Have you seen It yet? We went opening weekend and totally loved it. I’ve been working my way through Stephen King’s entire bibliography for the past few years and that book stands out as one of my favorites. Not really because of Pennywise the Clown so much as because it’s a pretty good fucking story. […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Get on Your Knees

September 30, 2017
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Unpopular opinion: I hate sports. I make it a point to tell everyone I know how dumb I think it is that professional athletes get paid more than doctors, scientists, plumbers, electricians, mechanics and everyone else who is actually doing something helpful with their lives. I totally get that it’s entertainment. People who play sports […]

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Now, Even Kevin Hart Thinks Kevin Hart Has Been In Too Many Movies

September 29, 2017
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Ariel Winter In An Amazing Barely There Shredded Crop Top

September 28, 2017
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In the entire history of fashion – nay, in the entire history of clothes – this is the best shirt that has ever existed. Ariel Winter’s shredded crop top has somehow managed to hit all the key boob areas. It’s slightly see-through, with some underboob and side boob, we get nips, we get everything! Now, […]

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