Dating Behind Bars

June 10, 2019
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I’m intrigued by shows about prison life. Part of me is ultra concerned about the fact that the prison system in the United States is hella fucked up, but part of me is also entertained by the characters that these shows introduce us to. We were watching that show Jailbirds on Netflix the other day […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Blondes Banging

June 9, 2019
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Whenever the sun starts shining, my hair responds by getting lighter. In my 20s, I would spray that Sun-In and lemon juice all over my head crossing my fingers that it would turn blonde. Spoiler alert, it never did. I don’t know if I’d look good as a blonde anyway. I had a dream last […]

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Where Did Harlot Cum: Sexting on Snap

June 4, 2019
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So there’s this guy that my wife knows. He’s in her line of work and is doing big things. Dropping his name in certain circles will lead to tons of conversation about the moves that he’s making and how he’s shaking the world up. He’s honestly a pretty cool guy and if I was still […]

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Sexual Adventures Later in Life

June 2, 2019
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I started learning about BDSM when I was 18. By the time I was 19, I was meeting strangers on the Internet for sex. While I’ve always had an “all or nothing,” philosophy about most of my interests, it has always worried me that I would learn “too much,” about sex too soon in my […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: That Looks Like Fun

June 1, 2019
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My birthday weekend was pretty amazing. I spent a ton of time outside hanging in the sunshine with my friends doing exactly what I wanted to do at whatever moment it happened to be. When it came time to sit down and write my Fap Along, I figured that I would continue the trend. I […]

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Pornhub Summer Gear

May 30, 2019
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I was walking around the farmer’s market in town this morning and we saw some guy with a Pornhub shirt on. He was an older gentleman who was walking around with his arm around a woman who seemed to be basically the same age. My father-in-law was baffled that someone would admit to watching porn. […]

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Where Did Harlot Cum: Birthday Picnic

May 28, 2019
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I may still be tired from last year’s birthday extravaganza. Overdoing it is usually my MO when May 18th comes to pass. This year though, I decided to take it easy and just hang out with my wife in the forest. We packed up our car in the morning and drove out to a small […]

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Nuns and Sexuality

May 26, 2019
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My best friend and I have very interesting text conversations. Sometimes he’ll randomly send me clips of toe nail extractions, sometimes he sends me PornHub clips he’s been enjoying. It’s really a toss up how things are going to go when I get an alert from him. On Sunday, I was grocery shopping when my […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Anal Adventures

May 25, 2019
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My wife is going to be heading to a convention at the end of May. It’s a big deal, she’s doing a huge presentation and I’m super proud of her. The one thing that I’m upset about is…because I got a new day job, I’m not going to be able to go with her. Hella […]

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GhostCam Records Wife Cheating With Her Stepson, No Ghosts

May 24, 2019
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A man in Australia heard mysterious sounds in the house at night. I’m assuming he was hearing a lot of mystifying moans, voices, bangs, thuds, throaty whispers, perhaps even an eerie high pitched voice calling on the Lord to save her, just creepily saying “Oh God Oh God Oh God”, over and over again. Since he’s obviously seen the Paranormal Activity fright flicks, […]

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