Fap Along With Harlot: Buttholes Are For Licking

October 6, 2018
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I love to lick assholes. My wife is a little bit squeamish about that particular activity, so I don’t get to indulge as much as I’d like to. It’s cool though. I get to vicariously live through the ladies in PornHub clips which is definitely the next best thing. I tried to curate a diverse […]

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Bad News Honey: Apparently, We Aren’t Having Sex

October 5, 2018
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Do You Enjoy Casual Sex?

October 4, 2018
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A very large portion of my 20s was spent naked and fucking. Hookups were my hobby. As a woman who was always on the prowl to bang, I was the unicorn that many men in the Online dating world were looking for. And when you get down to it, I was seeking them out because […]

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Facebook Dating? Let’s See How This Goes

October 3, 2018
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If Tinder had been around when I was single, my pussy would have been in a whole lot of trouble. At least with Craig’s List I had the ability to weed out the creep-o types that I wasn’t interested in banging. With the instant gratification of physical attraction right there in my face, I feel […]

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Man Born Without Penis Gets Giant Bionic Dick, Loses Virginity

October 2, 2018
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I was once in a sociology class where the professor told us that long after humanity has gone extinct, an alien vessel will come to the earth. While rummaging through our ruins to determine what we were about, they will be able to look at almost any period in history and conclude that we were […]

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Azealia Banks Asks for Butthole Pics, Regrets it Immediately

October 1, 2018
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You know when you think you have a really awesome idea but then you go through the motions to make it a reality and realized you bit off more than you can chew? That’s what happened to Azealia Banks when she jumped onto Instagram and asked for butthole pictures. Yup. That’s what she did. Azealia […]

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Busted Cruising In Car Pool Lane With Sex Doll Riding Shotgun

September 30, 2018
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I grew up in Southern California but spent a lot of my childhood visiting family throughout Arizona. Thanks to a couple prestigious universities that also happened to be well-known party schools, the state has experienced very rapid growth over the last few decades. For whatever reason, many of the people who move there to attend […]

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Masturbation Roll

September 29, 2018
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Bella Thorne’s #SlayEm of the Day – DrunkenStepfather Lily-Rose Depp Proudly Parades Her Puffy Nips And Tight Ass – CelebJihad Carla Howe’s Nipple Pops Out of her Red Bra – TaxiDriverMovie Bella Hadid in a Tiny Top! Pokies, Underboob, See Through! – The Nip […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Ava is Devine

September 29, 2018
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I’ve recently reconnected with one of my old friends. He and I basically keep each other company all day while we’re working at our day jobs. The fact that he’s a super kinky ultra perv makes the conversations flow like cum out of a stiff cock. The other day, he was watching some PornHub on […]

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If Sex With Extraterrestrials Is So Great, Why Do We Only Hear About Anal Probing?

September 28, 2018
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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