Cum Perfume

April 2, 2019
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Have you ever wanted to smell like sex?  That guttural, primal, sloppy smell that makes your clothes fall off while your genitals are getting ready for some action?  Sometimes I miss the way it smells to have sex with a man, because fucking a woman and fucking a man do not smell the same way. […]

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Prom Night Sex

March 31, 2019
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Billboards all over the tri-state area keep reminding me that prom season is coming.  With prom season comes awkwardly terrible stories about prom sex. As a reminder, prom sex is only a movie trope and probably nothing that you will ever remember doing a few months after the fact.   My senior prom was on […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Khloe Kapri Forever

March 30, 2019
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I feel like there aren’t enough porno fans out there who understand all the awesomeness that Khloe Kapri can provide. She’s a beautiful blonde from Ohio that is going to take shit over in the near future…believe me. Once you get through this Fap Along list, I’m sure you’ll be a fan if you weren’t all […]

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On Second Thought, Don’t Tell Me

March 29, 2019
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Spicy Sex

March 27, 2019
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Conversations in my house are pretty funny sometimes.  I never know the type of reaction that my wife is going to have when I’m talking out loud about the topics that I want to write about for you Peepz.  Sometimes she gets grossed out and sometimes she laughs along with me at the stupidity of […]

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Things I’m Here For: Sex on NPR

March 25, 2019
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Do you know what the difference between a vulva and a vagina is?  I am 100% guilty of calling my vulva my vagina all of the time. When I tried to unpack why I do that, I think it’s because vagina sounds like a more “shocking” word to me.  In my brain, vulva sounds beautiful, […]

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Jailed Woman Caught With WHAT In Her Vagina?

March 24, 2019
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As anyone who deals drugs in prison can tell you, the human body is not particularly equipped for hiding things. That super diluted hit of heroin you just paid god knows what for in jail? At some point it spent time in somebody’s ass. The high price for an inferior product comes from the insane risk […]

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I Need a Porno Genie

March 24, 2019
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Watching pornography has never been easier.  When I was in my early 20s, the Internet was not as organized as it is now.  If you wanted porn, you had to slink through AOL chat rooms and “trade pics” with people.  You’d wait for hours for the picture to download and then maybe, just maybe, it […]

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Jesus Digs Pornstars?

March 23, 2019
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Whether you’re an atheist or a believer, there is one thing we can all agree on – shut the fuck up, we’re here for porn. There’s a time and a place to debate the existence of god, and there are people on both sides of the argument who don’t understand that. However, the people at […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Spring Break Sexiness

March 23, 2019
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Right now, my full time job is in a library on a college campus. It’s a fun job, but college students can be a bit…annoying…sometimes. I know it’s not their fault. Their parents are paying a buttload of money to send them to school and all they’re looking for in return is all the answers. […]

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