A Cop and Her Undies: A Locker Room Saga

October 28, 2018
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Unisex locker rooms are tricky business. Actually, locker rooms in general can be a bit awkward. Cleaning up and getting dressed in front of the people that you work with probably takes a bit of getting used to. I would not be cool with getting dressed in front of my boss, would you? I’m all […]

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Masturbation Roll

October 27, 2018
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Ashley Tisdale Upskirt of the Day – DrunkenStepfather Sophie Turner Blonde And Baring Her Boobs – CelebJihad Gigi Hadid Cold, Wet Nipples on a Shoot – TaxiDriverMovie Kim Kardashian for Richardson Magazine! – The Nip Slip Sex Expert Sovereign Syre Speaks Frankly About The […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Lennox Luxe

October 27, 2018
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Lennox Luxe is a Sansa Stark look alike with some of the most perfect boobs in porno. My favorite thing about the way she performs is that she keeps her legs spread super wide in every single shot, which is really fucking hard to do. When I started snooping around for her porno, I knew […]

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Review: “Invictus” an Erotic Voyage into a Dystopian Future

October 26, 2018
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Someone Please Buy Me Fuck Socks for XXXmas

October 25, 2018
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My sock drawer is a virtual time machine. I still have the socks I lost my virginity in (black and white striped knee socks with blue toes and heels), I still have the socks that I wore the last day of our honeymoon (white fishnet bobby socks) and I even have the socks that I […]

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Locals Complain About Loud Sex, Music During EDM Festival

October 24, 2018
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Though music festivals like EDC and Coachella dominate popular culture, there are many multi-day concerts held all over the world. Given that sex is part of the experience and a primary reason some people make the trip, it’s reasonable to deduce that events held outside of the US are probably pretty wild. Between winning both […]

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Woman Born Without Vagina Seeks Surgery, Sex With Boyfriend

October 23, 2018
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Every once in a while I learn something new while writing for this website. The resulting onslaught of Wikipedia articles and scholarly journals I’m required to read in order to talk about it makes me feel better about myself and gives me something to bring up at my next dinner party. This time, during a […]

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Pornhub Insights On Porn Traffic Spike During YouTube Outage

October 23, 2018
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When I first heard about YouTube more than a decade ago, it was little more than dump for every dumb video scattered throughout the internet. Thanks to their less criminal legal practices regarding ownership of uploaded videos, it quickly became a popular resource for amateur content creators and video editors. Now, YouTube is the second […]

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Dangerous Threesome Leaves Two Women With Broken Bones?

October 22, 2018
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I’ve never been in a threesome but I have seen a lot of videos of them on Pornhub. There’s certainly an appeal to them and they’re often portrayed as the ultimate sexual experience in television and movies. With all these stories glorifying the raw sexuality of threesomes it’s no surprise that being in one is […]

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Plane Sex is Hard For Celebrities Too

October 22, 2018
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On the show Marriage Boot Camp, Aubrey O’Day lets her sexy personality shine through. In one particular episode, the couples are all sitting around playing Truth or Dare with the therapist. When Aubrey gets her turn, the question she has to answer is, “Name a place you’ve always fantasized having sex and why.” She replies […]

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