Neurotica is Everything I Ever Wanted in a TV Show

September 27, 2017
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Exposure to kink and kinky things normalizes the culture. It’s a double edged sword though. I’d much rather that my neighbors not call the cops when I’m being flogged by my lady, honestly. But Fifty Shades of Whatever the Fuck brought an influx of people into the dungeons that weren’t necessarily ready for the big […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Pumping Peta

September 26, 2017
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Sometimes when I’m looking around on PornHub for things to stimulate my eyeballs, I come across a star and get stuck on her. I try to keep my Fap Along lists themed to things rather then the stars themselves…but this week I’m on a Peta Jensen kick and I can’t get her off my mind. […]

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Masturbation Roll

September 24, 2017
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Bella Thorne Wants You Notice Her – DrunkenStepfather Maggie Gyllenhaal Gets Her Face Cummed On In “The Deuce” – CelebJihad January Jones No Bra in See Through Black Turtle Neck – TaxiDriverMovie Pamela Anderson Braless in a Tight Bodysuit – The Nip Slip Topless […]

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The Cure For A Broken Heart? Casual Sex

September 24, 2017
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For divorced women struggling to mend the pieces of their broken hearts, casual sex might just be the answer. Though certainly not always the case, women tend to take these things the hardest while men try to dress and act like they’re 10 years younger to amusing consequences. According to love guru Janis Spindel of […]

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Scientists Calculate The Number Of Calories Burned Through Sex

September 23, 2017
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A group of Italian scientists have answered some of life’s most important questions, such as “how many calories do I burn when I masturbate?” Researches decided to calculate how many calories are burned through typical sexual activities in order to, well, for no reason really. They’re Italian, that’s their reason. Here are their findings: Making […]

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Penis Candles Get Dealers Arrested

September 23, 2017
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Dildos come in many shapes and varieties. I’ve mentioned a million times before that I’m a fan of interesting insertions (that is, fucking myself with things that I shouldn’t be fucking…bottles, hair spray etc) but that’s not really all that safe. When I’m in the mood for fucking myself with something that isn’t actually a […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Pay Attention to the Balls

September 23, 2017
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Hellooooo Peepz! This weekend I was supposed to meet up with a fellow that my wife is friends with. He’s a nice guy and we’ve spoken a few times, the thing I can’t get over is how much he reminds me of my Bad Ex From Texas. It’s in his mannerisms and the way he […]

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Women Likely To Have One Night Stands While On Vacation?

September 22, 2017
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MissTravel is a website that helps rich men find attractive women to travel with. These aren’t professional escorts but rather ordinary users are sign up at the website and post their personal info. It’s sort of like a dating website and travel agency merged together – a pretty ingenious idea. Though these women are agreeing […]

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Of Gay Porn, Spies, Faux Jihadists and Headline Greatness

September 22, 2017
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Feeling Depressed? Take A Load

September 21, 2017
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According to a study, women who come into regular contact with semen are happier than those who do not. Sound like an article from a questionable porn magazine? Nope! It’s a topic actual scientists decided to tackle. The study appeared in a Scientific American article regarding the benefits of semen, including the properties of its […]

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