Vageode for my Birthday, Please!

May 9, 2018
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Perverts tend to see sex where it doesn’t really exist. I am obviously a pervert. It’s fun to find dicks and boobs in nature, but even harder to cum by (hehe) is the object that looks like a pussy but isn’t supposed to be a pussy. Enter: The Vageode Cake Geode cakes are a Pintrest […]

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British Library Sex

May 8, 2018
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Want to know a secret that’s not really a secret? My day job is working in a library. I spend 40 hours a week thumbing through ancient texts that turn my fingers red with book rot so that i can gather as much data about them as possible and create spreadsheets from that data. It […]

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Azelia Beefs Over Cupcakkes Titties

May 7, 2018
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You know who should get breast implants? Anyone who wants them. Azealia Banks wanted them, so she got them in as soon as she got some money to do so. No shame in that at all. You know who should get breast implants? Anyone who doesn’t want them. People like Cupcakke. I wrote about the […]

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Vintage Harlot: Posing on a Porsche

May 6, 2018
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He was a lawyer by day and an artsy nude photographer at night. That was what got me. I didn’t think that a lawyer could be shady, because I had never met a lawyer in person, I’d only seen them on TV. Now I definitely know that lawyers are some fucked up people, but I […]

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Masturbation Roll

May 5, 2018
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Jessica Simpson’s Massive Titties of the Day – DrunkenStepfather Morena Baccarin Nude Complete Compilation – CelebJihad Bella Thornes Nipples in Pink Lace Top – TaxiDriverMovie Ariel Winter Pokies in a Black Top! – The Nip Slip Janelle Monae’s ‘Dirty Computer’ – Smoking Section Adriana […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Vacation Vibes

May 5, 2018
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By the time that you Peepz read this, I will have officially been married to my wife for a year. We decided to celebrate our anniversary (and possibly all anniversaries thereafter) with a vacation…because who doesn’t love vacations. We’re heading back down to Orlando, Florida to swim with dolphins and hang out with other sea […]

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There’s A Penis Size Insult In Here Somewhere, But I’ll Refrain

May 4, 2018
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Politician Shocked Campaign Website Becomes Brothel Ad

May 3, 2018
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Technology and politics rarely work well together. When Senator Ted Stevens called the internet “a series of tubes” the internet questioned whether he was qualified to make any laws that would regulate its use. Though engineers quickly supported his analogy, his further claim that an email he received was delayed by days because it was […]

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Big Blue Peen, No Balls In Sight

May 2, 2018
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In my single days, my apartment walls were covered in signed autographs from my favorite pornstars. Belladonna’s massive Circus poster from her last tour before retirement hung framed in my living room. I surrounded myself with sex and the adult entertainment industry because that was what I was focused on at that point. No one […]

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Pornhub Insights Pulls Out The Stats On Wedgie Porn

May 1, 2018
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I’m all about niche porn. While I myself only have a rather normie foot fetish, I appreciate and try to understand the allure of everything for yoga pants and latex to face sitting and femdom. Fetish porn can get really weird really fast but as long as it’s good enough for the legal team at […]

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