Pamela Anderson Is Playboy’s Last Nude Cover

by Lola Byrd on December 8, 2015

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A couple months ago, Playboy announced that they were putting an end to their photoshoots of overly-photoshopped lady bits. Actually, they didn’t say anything about photoshop, but they did announce that they’re were no longer doing nude photoshoots. I’m guessing they’re gonna go for a Maxim vibe. Personally I’m hoping for something better, but only time will tell.

In the meantime, we’ve still got to contend with their last nudie issue. The January/February issue of Playboy will be the last all nude issue of Playboy and it will feature Pam Anderson on the cover. Obvi. Makes sense considering she holds the record for the most appearances/covers in Playboy. The last count being 14 covers and 15 photo spreads.

There was a time when Pam’s kids got teased a lot at school, because every one of their friends’ had wanked it to pictures of their mom on the Internet, so when Hef’s lawyer called saying they wanted her for the last nude issue, she asked her sons, 19-year-old Brandon and 17-year-old Dylan, what they thought:

“I said, ‘Hef just called, he wants me to do the last cover of Playboy,’ and [Brandon] goes, ‘Mom you’ve got to do it. We’re older, we’re not embarrassed anymore of you. You know, we think you’re great.’ He was so excited. He may have high-fived me!

And then I asked Dylan too, and Dylan’s like, ‘Mom, you know you’ve done it all.’ I don’t know what to say but they were really excited for me, and I was excited too.”

Whatever trauma those kids we’re going to have was already done when they saw their Dad stick it to their mom on the Internet’s original sex tape. I doubt another Playboy photoshoot is going to add any more psychological damage. That said, good on them for supporting their mom.

The pictures were taken by Ellen Von Unwerth (good choice) and the interview was done by James Franco (what?). Apparently, James Franco is doing interviews for Playboy now. I wish that was the weirdest thing I heard today. Enjoy these pics that feature a lot of clothes for the last nude issue! I know, I don’t get it either.

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  • #1 Bye-bye Playboy, #2 Pam Fucking Anderson…again??? #3, Who really gives a shit??

  • I can’t help but notice that for being Playboy’s last nude model, there is a big lack of nudity in any of the pictures that I’ve seen from this. I also need to know what you heard that was weirder than Franco doing Playboy interviews.

  • edwards21

    Comes full circle, in a weird way. If they’re gonna do their grand nude finale, they might as well celebrate with their most famous nude model.

    • It makes perfect sense actually… I just wish the photoshoot was a little… I don’t know… unexpected.

      • edwards21

        Unexpected? I don’t get what you mean.

        • It’s just the same old same old type of photoshoot I’ve come to expect from Playboy.

          • edwards21

            You know, it’s what they do. If it’s their last nude issue, why go off the reservation? I’m pretty satisfied with the end result. I mean, as much as I can be I guess.

          • The cover shot is pretty sweet.

  • mick

    Liked her a lot more before the implants.

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