Pornhub’s XXX Coloring Book (A.K.A. The Perfect Stocking Stuffer)

by Lola Byrd on December 11, 2016

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I’ll admit it, I’m a sucker for all the gadgets and trends that are supposed to turn you into a well-rounded sane person. I bought a 250$ sun lamp that lives in my closet for that exact purpose. You’d think I’d have learned my lesson by now, but nope I still really want to buy the 200$ sun alarm clock. It’s magic, I tell you. Magic.

That said, you Peepz are well aware that I’m perpetually broke, so I’ve put aside my dreams of a 200$ alarm clock. One trend that I can afford, however, is the adult coloring book phenomenon. You know, the adult coloring books that are supposed to put you in touch with your creativity and help you work out some stress at the same time?!

Yeah, those.

Well, not to be left outdone, Pornhub has added a new twist to the adult coloring book craze by creating it’s very own adult adult coloring book for those moments when you need to relax AND get a boner.

Welcome to Pornhub’s Adult Adult Coloring Book! Inside you’ll find work from acclaimed artists Alpha Channeling, Apollonia St-Clair, Arrington De Dionyso and many more.

We’ve also included line renderings from some of our favorite prolific porn scenes, all carefully curated with a creative adult audience in mind. Exploring themes of sex, body, queerness, gender fluidity and erotic expression, our book invites artists and amateurs alike to color both in and outside of the lines.

Not bad. Not bad at all. Usually I have to pay my therapist a 100$ to explore themes of sex, body, queerness, gender fluidity and erotic expression. Pornhub’s adult adult coloring book let’s you do all that for a measily 20$. I call that a sweet deal!

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  • I LOVE COLORING BOOKS!! I bought a Hello Kitty one a while back.

    p.s. I had a dream over the weekend where it was announced that Peeperz was being shut down and I woke up very sad dreading going online and seeing that it was true cause shit like that happens to me a lot.

  • dash56

    Maybe someone will invent a cost affordable sun alarm clock that takes clear pictures and can turn into a cordless dildo.

    Make it happen DARPA

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